Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

“‘To the pain’ means this: If we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you, but life on my terms. The first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue, deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right. Your ears you keep, and I’ll tell you why: so that every shriek of every child seeing your hideousness shall be yours to cherish; every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries out, ‘Dear God! What is that thing?’ will reverberate forever in your perfect ears. That is what ‘to the pain’ means: it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.”

@TheHappySpaceman  
I’d like to see them fit that on a magnet.

@Dex Stewart  
The last half of the line makes it even better:
 
after Humperdink speculates that he may be bluffing  
“It’s possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It’s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I’m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again… perhaps I have the strength after all. Drop. Your. Sword.”

A discount store I know has so many magnets.

I’M TRAPPED IN CYBERSPACE YOU GOD DAMN SUM BITCH!

@Dex Stewart  
Still no “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Alligator Bellowing
 
sounds like a V8 engine

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Sounds like a Starla

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
or cheap Southeast Asian motorcycle with large custom exhausts

@RhodieNite  
Racism

Kabooom

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
I’m Southeast Asian myself
 
and I’m sick of the STUPID large exhausts on a cheap motorcycle

@RhodieNite  
I’m sick of stupid loud exhausts on stupid, cheap little ricer cars.

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@MagpulPony
 
Southeast Asian ricers come in the form of 150cc motorbikes with STUPID large exhausts and occasionally, cringy colors and thin wheels. It originated in Thailand among young delinquent street racers
 

@RhodieNite  
We have them out here and they put them on huge iron blocks, it sounds just as crappy.
 
Oh well, it’s their transmission.

@RhodieNite  
Here it’s all riced out Honda civics and overdone V6 mustangs. There are only two cool cars I’ve ever seen in this neighborhood.

I like the old Japanese cars when they’re stock, all I want is tinted windows.

Eggs.