Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Parking garages are widebody’s worst nightmare.

@Searly Sear
 
Hills and slopes are stick shift drivers’ worst nightmare

@RhodieNite  
Vehicles like those need something to jam out a wheel like a rock.

@WyrmSpawN  
@MagpulPony  
It’s the ceramic bowl under it that’s the problem, I’m told.

Joker: Why so serious?
 
Batman: points at Commissioner Gordon No, that’s him.

@TheHappySpaceman
 

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My plans:
 

 
 
2020:
 

@Searly Sear
 
Truth

@Searly Sear  
Sounds about right

Fuck! You! You’re a fuckin’ wanker!  
We’re gonna punch you right in the balls!  
Fuck! You! With a fuckin’ anchor!  
You’re all cunts, so fuck you all!

A cherry tit sounds nice right now. I bet they taste delicious.

@Meanlucario  
Not knowing what that is and being too lazy to look it up, I’m going to assume it’s a small bird.

@Background Human  
It’s a chocolate candy I made up just now.

Fuck! BEEP BEEEEP fuckin’ wanker!  
BEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP balls!  
Fuck! BEEP BEEEP fuckin’ BEEEEP  
BEEEP BEEP cunts BEEP fuck BEEP BEEP

@TheHappySpaceman  
Okay Noel Gallagher

@Myoozik  
Alestorm, actually.
 
;)

@TheHappySpaceman  
Oh, at first I thought you were quoting the Gallagher Brothers from Oasis.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

@Meanlucario  
Who’s the dragon?

@Penguin Dragneel  
She’s a kobold, the artist is Heir-of-rick, and she is his D&D character.

@Meanlucario  
Oh. I thought it was a Spyro fan character.