Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
TheHappySpaceman 
Sweet F.A.
@SombrLiz
I believe it is. His account also got suspended, so there’s that.
@Penguin Dragneel
He clearly wasn’t.
I believe it is. His account also got suspended, so there’s that.
@Penguin Dragneel
He clearly wasn’t.
Penguin Dragneel 
The Latest Tax Write-Off
@TheHappySpaceman
Apparently so. Seriously, that was just plain stupid.
Apparently so. Seriously, that was just plain stupid.
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
- “Jimmy T.”, the “Irate Video Game Nostalgia Critic”, created the “Rock ‘n’ Roll”, also called the Rick Roll, to confuse bronies after they were tricked so that The Gems, led by a grief witch named Samus Iwata, could burn them at the stake at Steakhouse and turn them into “Babs” Seeds to feed to the “Tri-farce” gods: “PewDiePie”, “Fazbear” and “Mah Boi”.
- “Willie Nielsen” was Prime Minister to President Donald “Duck” Trump of the United States of America between 2016 and 2020. In 2026 he invented the AT Calendar System, which introduced the concept of “Leap Eons”. AT years were later renamed to “BBBSTBWABBBGAITWGY” after BBSTBWABBBGAITWGY in 3012. This became the predecessor to the current calendar system, developed by Houyhnhnm horologist Jasper Tiara Cutiebadonkadonk.
- “Skyrim” was based on an old Shakespeare play discovered by Todd Viney in the aftermath of 9/11 and adapted into a video game a decade later.
- Video games of the past were a lot more experimental than today’s e-sports games, and abysmal working conditions and an ever-increasing need for spectacle eventually doomed the industry by the 2060s. It was briefly revived in July 2077 AD by Half Life 3, but old-style “story” games would eventually die out with the world the following October. The last such game known to man, “Stupid Mario Galaxeeshine”, released January 17, 2772, featured the now Public Domain (Except for the USA, now known as the EA) Mario in a 40 level storyline in which he searches the universe for his evil twin.
- “Ronald McGiygas” was the mascot of 7-Mart, a chain of inconvenience stores founded in Los Angeles, TX by human police chief Fred Gyllenhaal in 1997 after his dog Derpy Hooves was run over by a garbage truck. Ronald was later revealed to have been based on now-disgraced British actor Bright “Threnody sucks” Cosby, who was brought back to life to be executed in May 2018 after it was discovered he had molested 66 million British children in his 69-year Hollywood career.
- “Blackjack and Duster” was a series of Direct-to-TV games released in the early 21st Century by Pervert Hound. The game featured the two titular boys in hoverboard racing tournaments to save the world from the Death Star, with assistance from Samus, Kieran, Torbjorn, Damascus, Rain, Clever, and Crow.
- “Fail 69” was a major local apocalypse in Rockville, Maryland occuring on November 14, 2018, in which people protesting a bag shortage spontaneously combusted and started a 666 day fire that ravaged Maryland and West Virginia. At 11:58 AM on July 4, 2022, Rockville was promptly erased from existence when a box appeared around the city, moved it slightly upward, and disappeared alongside it before being replaced with an exact to-scale replica of Ganymede. Said replica has since been dismantled for scrap.
-Satsuke Miko was an alien-Japanese Guitarist who invented pottery, mining and fortnights, among other things like Harry Potter, Minecraft and Fortnite. She also discovered Pluto and designed the character of Velvet Remedy on behalf of the author. Lastly, she stopped the Vietnam War by dismantling the Berlin Wall and building a statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger out of coleslaw in Times Square.
-“My Brittle Phone” and “Friendship is Every Little Thing She Does” were old cartoons invented by Chemical X dealer Lara Kraus. My Brittle Phone starred Danny Molloy and William Megan, two horse racers who were tasked with preventing their four horses from causing the apocalypse. Friendship is Every Little Thing She Does stars a group of card game players who played games of chance by forming an army out of playing cards and marching against their enemies, such as “The Queen of Hearts and Croquet”. The main character, Blue Key the Twirling Ming Truth, was infamous for causing Cyclone Trixie.
-Lara Kraus was a Chemical X dealer who made cartoons. She also robbed tombs, with disastrous consequences, including the sinking of Atlanta and the extinction of the Sigourney Weaverbird.
-The Coronavirus pandemic of the 2020s killed somewhere between 5,000 and 74,000,000 precursors. A resurgence in the 2070s killed more than 10 billion, and wiped out their civilization.
MagpulPony 
Fuck Russia
@Twi Clown
That works too. Magic could also be used to fire it for long range ham attacks.
That works too. Magic could also be used to fire it for long range ham attacks.
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