Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I don’t do any holiday.

@Nightweaver20xx  
I’m dreading the flood of shipping pics by Backgrounds that don’t bother to tag their uploads.
 
@Jarkes  
Exactly.

I prefer to think of Valentine’s Day as the day before Candy Clearance Day.

The feeling of being lost in music.

Shock the Monkey  
Apply Amperage to the Ape  
Buzz the Babboon  
Charge the Chimpanzee  
Tase the Tarsir  
Overload the Orangutan  
Galvanize the Gorilla  
’Lectrocute the Lemur  
Power the Primate

I love 80’s music every day of the year, but if we’re doing song recommendations, I recommend “ABC - Poison Arrow”

@Background Pony #133F  
80’s song recommendations? Try Silent Running by Mike + The Mechanics

I got a massage and a pedicure for my birthday.

Did you guys do anything special for Valentine’s Day?

@Holofan4life
 
Well for my vday bday, did Brunch at Dennies, got a massage, a pedicure and dinner.

@Holofan4life  
I went to the gym, did some strength exercises and biked over 7 miles on the exercise bike.

I just listened to the 60’s song “Make The World Go Away” by Eddy Arnold. Sound like something Nightweaver would say.
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
No offense.

You know what I’d like to see in a movie? A scene where a rich guy goes apeshit on a drunk driver.
 
Let me explain. A rich guy is just driving around in a car, having a pleasant conversation with his passenger—a potential client or something—when he encounters a drunk driver, so he starts following the guy, presumably to get his license… only to then start shooting at the guy from out his window. And then after the scene ends with him either chasing the drunk driver down or the guy escaping or whatever, the rich guy just says he was “trying to keep the roads safe” and resumes the conversation.
 
Maybe I’ve been watching too many Tarantino movies recently.

VALENTINE’S DAY  
##LEN#IN#‘S DAY  
LENIN’S DAY

@BadgingBadger  
0__0

Guy this is madness.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Too bad it’s in February. Should be in October.

@BadgingBadger  
I see what you did there…

Madness.

@Shepherd  
 
Get it?

@ILoveMyoozik  
Your jokes are always getting One Step Beyond the limit!

@BadgingBadger  
🎶Our house, in the middle of the street!🎶