Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

So when the hell did Wiki start hiring people to start making narrated videos explaining the topics on their pages?

@Nightweaver20xx  
When they realized that people are morons and can’t read words in front of them.

I made it to when they introduced Ranamon I like her.

I’m used to streets being laid out logically in a grid where any point can be reached by traveling at right angles. All these curves, dead ends, and side streets throw off my sense of direction.

I once stared at a carton of orange juice for half an hour because it said “concentrate”.

@ILoveMyoozik  

@BadgingBadger  
Holy shit that’s scary.
 
Hey, did you know that Argonians prefer to call their own kind Saxhleel? 500 hours of gameplay of Skyrim and I just learned that.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Spoopy orang

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
Did you know that Dunmer prefer to call Argonians “slaves”

@PaskaNaakka  
Topkek, my friend, topkek.

I can’t stop thinking about tender the fucking beef was.
 
Shit melts in your mouth.

@PonyPon  

 
I don’t want to prove that hypothesis.

This dude was like..rotating the control stick on a controller and smiling while reading a book. I mean it seemed weird to me before but when I realized it was a condom commercial..

@Chrys  
Seems odd if he’s the one playing with the joystick.

Apparently our toaster just blew up the power possibly state-wide for about ten seconds.

@Wiimeiser  
Let me guess, it was a WoodenToaster :v
 
_{^{i will let myself out}}

@The-luna-fan  
It’s a cheap brand, bread doesn’t even fit in it and it’s short enough for the cat to piss in it… Maybe there was a recall…

I bought tickets to see Xbox Live. Apparently the opening act were a bunch of squeaking 8 year olds yelling swear words and “your mom!” at the top of their lungs, so I just walked out. Worst concert ever!!! >:(

@Wiimeiser  
I think, based in my knowledge in electricity, that cat’s piss is not good for your electronics :v

Allow me to recite what i can remember of Steamed Hams. May contain typos.
 
ding dong  
Well, Seymour, i made it, despite your directions.  
Aah, superintendent Chalmer! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable luncheon!  
Eeh.  
burning oven  
Holy gods! My roast is ruined!  
But what if… i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!  
Ah-  
Skinner and The Superintendent theme plays  
Seeeeeeeymooooooooour!  
Superintendent! I didn’t expect you there! I was just… stretching my legs on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Wanna join?  
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?  
No, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having! Mmmmm, steamed clams!  
Chalmer goes back to the other room while Seymour goes to Krusty Burger  
Superintendent, i hope you’re ready for some mouth-watering hamburgers!  
I thought we were having steamed clams.  
No ho ho, i said “steamed hams”!  
You call hamburgers “steamed hams”?  
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.  
Where from?  
Upstate New York.  
Ah. Well, i’m from Utica, and i never heard anyone ever use the phrase “steamed hams”.  
No no, it’s an Albany expression.  
I see.  
chomp  
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.  
No ho ho, that’s an old family recipe.  
For steamed hams?  
Yes!  
Well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they’re obviously grilled.  
You kno-  
I-  
One thing i sho-  
Excuse me for one second.  
Aye.  
goes into kitchen then comes back  
Aaaaaaah! That was wonderful! A wonderful time was had by all. I pooped.  
Yes, i shou- good lord! What is happening in there?!  
Aurora Borealis?  
A-  
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!  
Yes.  
May i see it?  
No.  
lunch ends  
Seymour! The house is on fire!  
No, mother, it’s just the northern lights!  
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but i must say… you steamed a good ham.  
thumbs up  
Heeeeeelp!

Constructive feedback suggested. Should i memorize the lyrics to the song that plays before Chalmer yells “Seymour”?

Lesbimon
 
A Mega vaccine digimon that resembles a green fairy with short pink hair. Most of Lesbimon’s attacks are focused on distracting opponents.

 
Brinjals are called eggplants.  
 
Not so for Avocadoes.

@TheKingOfAverageness
 
Eggplants used to be little and white.

@Shepherd  
You just want more gay people, don’t you.