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Its not much of a 2 am thought, but I never cared all that much for Valentines Day. I’m sure sometime in the last 7 years I was able to imagine spending Valentines day with my favorite fictional character, and thats about the closest I came to liking it.
I really prefer Halloween. Buying huge amounts of candy for cheap and watching scary movies, whats not to love?
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Crash Bandicoot, Coca Bandicoot, Dr. Cortex, Crush Bandicoot, Spyro, Lara Croft, Dart, Abe, Rau Utu, Blasto, Ellen. Shadow the Hedgehog, Protoman, Betrayus, Ken, Lighting, Gaberl Belmont, Agumon, Patamon, Myotismon, Exveemon, Renamon, …Ranamon?
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