Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Say Shadow, I hear you like em young…

At least his wife’s happy. We know how jealous she can get…

Oh, for sure

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Shadow: No. I like them like Lulz’s mom.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
My condolences.

What do you call it when your French owl starts bleeding uncontrollably?

Saw an old lady muzzle a dog for barking. Genuinely made me feel uncomfortable.

Damn. What kind of dog was it?

@Dirty Bit
It kind of looked like a beagle but I’m not sure.

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.

@Meanlucario
Didn’t ask to see that face this morning…

I think Elon looks STUPID CUTE!

I mean…. Why wouldn’t he?

XD

Stop eating my sesame cake
Slowly chews awkwardly
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!

@Meanlucario
I’m loving these Onion posts, I resist the urge to laugh at them

@Mr.Myoozik
The Onion is unhinged and I’m here for it.

@Meanlucario
Me too, their old sketches from the 2000’s and 2010’s were also unhinged

That pfp, though

@Mr.Myoozik
So are their recent videos.

Sony absolutely sucks at porting their games. Last of Us was a disaster, I still can’t play God of War Ragnarok after almost two weeks, and apparently Spider-man 2 isn’t going well either. Typical Sony.

What about Astro Bot?

@LP2Lily
That is totally something he would do, so once again the Onion isn’t too far off!
The Onion never fails to be funny, but then again, that thing’s face never fails to look punchable as well :P

And speaking of funny…

@Mr.Myoozik
That scene does make me chuckle!

You said it

The last panel speaks volumes. The fact that she’s even watching the Witcher is funny