“If hot air rises because it’s less dense, does that mean the top layer of hell is technically the warmest?”
Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
@Penguin Dragneel
It’s a joke I remembered finding a few years ago.
It’s a joke I remembered finding a few years ago.
Page424, in which Belfry finds out about Tess and Oakewood’s argument
Surprise hug
Surprise hug
Yeah, I remember that comic
How does stuff like ADHD and dyslexia work in Freaky Friday situations? Do they stay with your “spirit” or your body? I know Blackhole High or whatever that show was called had it be that the dyslexia stays with the body, so the kid who couldn’t read was finally able to enjoy books. Imagine suddenly having ADHD on top of swapping bodies with a friend of family member.
@Meanlucario
It’s a brain disorder so it’d probably actually swap with the brain. Voices don’t swap, though.
It’s a brain disorder so it’d probably actually swap with the brain. Voices don’t swap, though.
With a British accent What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yetLady by Modjo starts playing
lol
As a BP said, poor guy should’ve just used his toes! Big brain stuff.
@Dirty Bit
Awww~
Awww~
Do people actually say “You just lost a customer” in stores in real life? Like that’s such a cartoonish thing to say it’s hard to believe it.
@Butters Stotch
I remember when I worked at a store, a Karen told me I “ruined her shopping experience.” Just because I struggled a little bit while carrying her giant water bottle into her car…
I remember when I worked at a store, a Karen told me I “ruined her shopping experience.” Just because I struggled a little bit while carrying her giant water bottle into her car…
Sometimes I hate being male, because people at any place you work assume you can lift anything, and you must be super strong. lol (Though, I guess people of any gender always get odd expectations regardless.)
well they do say the lowest layer is all ice.
surprise hugs are the best kind of hugs.
@Beau Skunky
I don’t usually have to carry things for customers unless it’s like a box of something, but even then even the woman can carry it to their cars/bikes no problem. It’s technically their problem since they pay for it.
I don’t usually have to carry things for customers unless it’s like a box of something, but even then even the woman can carry it to their cars/bikes no problem. It’s technically their problem since they pay for it.
Honestly as much as I hate working my version of retail job in my country, I imagine it is so much worse everywhere else.
Do people actually say “You just lost a customer” in stores in real life? Like that’s such a cartoonish thing to say it’s hard to believe it.
I’ve heard a few people refer to it as “Main character syndrome”, though I’ve never seen it heard it happen, personally.
Background Pony #088E
@Butters Stotch
I had a very vain old lady say that, and against my better judgement, I said something along the lines of “noooo, now we only have a few hundred left over, what a loss. 😒”
I had a very vain old lady say that, and against my better judgement, I said something along the lines of “noooo, now we only have a few hundred left over, what a loss. 😒”
manager laughed but still gave me a talking to for that-
@The★Rickmeister
I’ve never had this happen to me either. Though I’ve never encountered actually enraged customers over minor things either.
I’ve never had this happen to me either. Though I’ve never encountered actually enraged customers over minor things either.
@Background Pony #088E
“That was not okay and I hope you do it again.” -your manager probably.
“That was not okay and I hope you do it again.” -your manager probably.
D’oh!
I’ve heard about it happening here and there, but never experienced it for myself. I don’t work in retail and I’m happy for that…
Damn, that sucks. I hope she spills her water.
American retail can be a nightmare…
Ugh, I don’t blame Sløth here…
@The★Rickmeister
There was a Cyanide & Happiness comic about that, actually.
There was a Cyanide & Happiness comic about that, actually.
At work I had to sit through a four hour meeting about safety. They also gave everyone a bottle of whiskey as a gift. I feel like they’re sending mixed messages.
@kleptomage
It’s pretty much the test after the class.
It’s pretty much the test after the class.
@kleptomage
It’s pretty much the test after the class.
Was gonna post the same thing
@Butters Stotch
If some people don’t come in tomorrow I’ll know why. This whiskey isn’t like a cheap bottle of Jack. It’s high end barrel strength rye.
If some people don’t come in tomorrow I’ll know why. This whiskey isn’t like a cheap bottle of Jack. It’s high end barrel strength rye.
I had about an ounce. It’s ok. Not quite as harsh as I’d expect for the high proof, but I prefer Michter’s rye.
The ATV can only take you so far, park it and don’t let ’em spot ya!
Can you see me, Trevor?
Can you see me, Trevor?
I’m listening to my favorite Let’s Player play GTA V with chaos mod and he keeps replaying one of the missions and these two lines of dialogue are replaying over and over in my head
@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Depends how the knot was tied
Depends how the knot was tied
@Butters Stotch
Yes, I’ve had customers say that. Not to me, but usually mumbling to themselves
Yes, I’ve had customers say that. Not to me, but usually mumbling to themselves
Also, why did you remove your profile picture?
@Background Pony #088E
I would love to be snarky and sarcastic like that to certain customers, but I know that they’re definitely gonna complain over “rude behavior”
I would love to be snarky and sarcastic like that to certain customers, but I know that they’re definitely gonna complain over “rude behavior”
@Mr.Myoozik
Good point, but if you’re as skilled as using your feet/toes as people like the late Irish author Christy Brown, who lived his whole life with cerebral palsy, there are few limits to what you can do!
Good point, but if you’re as skilled as using your feet/toes as people like the late Irish author Christy Brown, who lived his whole life with cerebral palsy, there are few limits to what you can do!
I would love to be snarky and sarcastic like that to certain customers, but I know that they’re definitely gonna complain over “rude behavior”
It’s only rude when you do it. When they do it however its simply “wishing for a nice customer experience”.
I remember one of the criticisms of 2010’s feminism movement was that some of the feminist leaders just wanted women to be depended to them instead of being independent. Now in 2020’s we’re seeing that with men, and there are no good leaders since us guys are much more privileged compared to women and non-binary people, so it’s just grifters.
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