Guy in car pulls up to woman on the side of the road
Hey! Whistles Woman approaches
How much to let me win an argument?
Hundred
Get in
For $50 more, I won’t tell you how to drive
Great
@Meanlucario
God I love The Onion, their stuff is funny
I had a dream I was caught on dashcam having a street fight with 4 other men in the middle of traffic near a bar, I was holding on my own and managed to knock out one of em. I was wearing a black Metallica shirt and camo pants.
Aha! I remember now why I ended up fighting them lmao… It started with an argument where they say Jon Jones is the GOAT but I object with Jon Jones ducking Tom Aspinall because he is scared of him. So…? Yeah. Turns out all of them were Jones fans.