@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Psst. By the way this is referencing France uses nuclear. France is based. Take that Germany!

@Background Pony #088E
You’ll have ti do it yourself I dont want boogers.

Ah, I see now

I feel like if Penguin decided to take up Yu-Gi-Oh, their deck would be Vanquish Soul, for competently normal reasons.

Remember, no matter how dumb you feel, you weren’t the guy who approved of the owo text in Fur Hires.

My bro is watching One Piece while I’m watching the FX series Rescue Me.

I’m the adult here.

Good morning from the flip side. Also hermit crabs, to them this is their good evening.

These guys got my energy. Nocturnal af.

“Half the time I just make it up, it still turns out to be true. We learned that trick in the 50s!”

FOR FREE?!?!

What book do you turn to when you’re having trouble finding out if you like guys or girls?

Toddlers when you took their Cocomelon away

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
We all have a little Angry German Kid inside of us. nods sagely

Can confirm; I’m quarter German.

@Dirty Bit
I also have some German on my father’s side of the family, I’ve been told

@Dirty Bit
Also, that got a kick out of me. Saved!

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Honestly, this would be me if I get banned on Facebook and Derpibooru.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Understandable enough

Americans, Canucks and Mexicans are the Axis of “Immigrants who hate Immigrants”.

Swanf

@SleepySteve
That can’t be Florida. No one’s wearing flip-flops.

The smell of gas/diesel makes me gag.

CUTE

I like Sweet-Tarts. Who agrees?

They’re awesome. Especially the chewy ones

Pretty much.