Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Mr.Myoozik 
Music/Charts Enthusiast
Hey sweetie?
Yeah?
Would you love me if I was fat?
Of course, honey Drinks water
But mom, you ARE fat!
Spits out water and laughs
Yeah?
Would you love me if I was fat?
Of course, honey Drinks water
But mom, you ARE fat!
Spits out water and laughs
Mr.Myoozik
Music/Charts Enthusiast
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “BROS BUILT LIKE A 1 BY 1 LEGO PIECE”? WHAT EVEN IS A 1 BY 1 LEGO PIECE?
Pulls up Google Images to show a gray 1 by 1 Lego piece
Yep, you’re banned, have a goodnight…
Pulls up Google Images to show a gray 1 by 1 Lego piece
Yep, you’re banned, have a goodnight…
@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
Thanks, it’s how I’ve been feeling lately
Thanks, it’s how I’ve been feeling lately
phoenixacezero 
@Meanlucario
Nah, you can be a girlboss without being a bitch. You just gotta be the kind of person who doesn’t take shit from anyone badmouthing you or your friends.Amethyst and Dew definitely fit that bill, albeit in different ways.
Lulz and Webby also fit this.
You be surprise how people miss that when writing a character.
You be surprise how people miss that when writing a character.
Background Human 
CHS, Class of 20XX
@Mr.Myoozik
Whoa there. There’s a lot of 1x1 LEGO pieces in the world. Is he built like a brick? A plate? A round brick? A round plate? A flat tile? A grape soda tile?
Whoa there. There’s a lot of 1x1 LEGO pieces in the world. Is he built like a brick? A plate? A round brick? A round plate? A flat tile? A grape soda tile?
Background Pony #088E
Blehhhhhh
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
I GENUINELY didn’t know Acura is related to Honda, basically rich man’s Honda. So that’s why I got confused why Acura makes the NSX when it was originally by Honda.
It all makes sense now.
Toyota’s version is Lexus. Nissan’s version is Infiniti.
Damn I also didn’t even know too that Infiniti ISN’T an American brand…
I’VE BEEN LIED AS A KID!!! 😡🤬
Background Pony #088E
I’m gonna be honest I read Acura as Acara and my brain was like “how is neopet car??”
Cosmas-the-Explorer 
Explorer in Training
“Alpha, Rita’s escaped. Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude.”
Gets the nicest friendliest teens with the least attitude you could find.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
My Top 5 favorite active UFC fighters right now
- Khamzat Chimaev
- Alex Pereira
- Islam Makhachev
- Shavkat Rakhmonov
- Max Holloway
Background Pony #7086
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great “fall”
The King’s and knights came to humpty’s “corpse”
Humpty secretly took their money
From their pockets
And then he spent it on some prime.
Humpty dumpty had a great “fall”
The King’s and knights came to humpty’s “corpse”
Humpty secretly took their money
From their pockets
And then he spent it on some prime.
Penguin Dragneel
Piss Off, Kupo
Actually receiving a sealed copy of Sonic 06 for the PS3 was not on my 2024 bingo card.
But then again, after the week I’ve had, I’ll take it.
phoenixacezero
@Penguin Dragneel
Sell it for cash and get Fantazio, Brothership, or get some mangas…Or get guardians of Ga’hoole.
Sell it for cash and get Fantazio, Brothership, or get some mangas…Or get guardians of Ga’hoole.
♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪ 
Glass Sight's My Bae💙
@Penguin Dragneel
Whether you enjoy it or you end up selling it, all good.
Whether you enjoy it or you end up selling it, all good.
Mr.Myoozik
Music/Charts Enthusiast
SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!!!!!
@Background Pony #7086
500 IQ Play, reduced by half because of Prime
500 IQ Play, reduced by half because of Prime
Background Pony #E3CB
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.
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