Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Am I the only one who notices that with furries and mammals there’s all kinds of species gradents and details but with birds it’s just “vague bird type”

Don’t order the onion rings at Burger King if you see donuts in the parking lot.

Maybe you just gotta keep looking

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
just eat the Donuts instead.

Dude!!!!

Get a Dell and be drug free!

Have any of you here tried Dunkin donuts? 🍩🍩🍩

Uh oh! That’s a Chunky!

And then there’s Chunky!

He’s dead…

I love their coffee. I just can’t have their food. Via I am alergic to wheat.

@Background Pony #7086
I have, but I prefer Krispy Kreme.

Of course

@Dirty Bit
D.K.! CHUNKY’S DEAD!

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Do they have a signature move called “Roller Coaster Ride.”

If you burn a haunted house to the ground do the spirits go somewhere else or do they just haunt the ashes?

@kleptomage
Whatever is built on top of the ashes.

@kleptomage
They haunt the prick who burned the house down in the first place.

@Penguin Dragneel
If someone razed Hill House, they’d be doing a good deed.

@kleptomage
Along with the ghost sh!t of a doctor.

I already posted this in the nerd thread, but I feel it’s worth mentioning here as well.

I find it funny how last month, we got two animated movies about robots within a week of each other (Transformers One and The Wild Robot), and this month, we got two movies about evil clowns within a week of each other (Joker: Folie à Deux and Terrifier 3).

Time to cash in those ghost stories.

@phoenixacezero
No. It’s called “Points at the center of the ring and bang”.

Ooooooooh! Now you’ve done it!

Now you’ve fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.

Astronomical event pet peeve 101:

The number one enemy of people who wants to see it is the fucking weather.

I think you should ask for more paper and more paper and more, uh! More paper!