I started practicing sneezing on my elbow since the ‘Rona. It’s actually more efficient if you izz outside where there are no portable hand washers nearby.

Used to be a “fuck it! now everyone gets the flu for free” type of sneezer way back inb4 the pandemic.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
I am also still doing it post-Covid. It’s the least problematic way!

@Meanlucario
I actually only do that with sneezes because it’s more gross.

I’m expecting a visit from a chef who will cook steaks. In the meantime, I’m hungry and looking at restaurant menus for an upcoming trip is making my hunger worse. I could go for a Lyonnaise salad or duck and wild rice risotto or fries topped with queso and chicken tinga or just a burger with fried onions.

@Meanlucario
Eh, not really big on collecting series out of order to be honest. Plus, the different Viz Media logos would probably trigger my OCD through the fuckin’ roof, so…

@Penguin Dragneel
Funny enough, 13 is the only one with a different logo in this batch.

The bacon omelette is good for those watching their wasteline.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
balloon up.

@Dirty Bit
Unless…

“Yes, Unless…”

STUPID CUTE

Hi

When people runs out of option to argue with you, they will resort to attack your appearance and beliefs. That’s how you’ll know you’re winning over them. 😎

Today I learn that the word soccer came to be because teens at Oxford started ending things in -er in the 1970’s and football became soccer.

One Internet mystery that has always fascinated me is the one of Markovian Parallax Denigrate, where the 90’s Internet site Usenet was spammed with hundreds of posts filled with random and gibberish words in 1996 and all of them had that title as its header.

Someone left the cake out in the rain…
I don’t think that I can take it, ’cos it took so long to bake it!

Innocence is not knowing. Ignorance is refusing to learn.

This image, though

@Dirty Bit
Uh-oh Spaghettios…

The lady’s pfp and her comment sells this image for me XD

@Dirty Bit
She’s like “Oh, dear me!”

Very gran-like

I would even add that dumb and stupid are two different things. Stupid means your ignorant of the world and the people who are in it. Dumb means you have a hard time learning. There is a picture of a pony with this same thought process.

I so line up with it. Via autism and all. Though admitedly… I love it cuz its cute too. I will try to fibd it.

I just do a different method which people consistently tell me to not do it cuz ‘my eyes will pop out’

I ‘backwards sneeze’. As in pinch my nose hard and close my mouth. The whole sneeze is reserved for myself and I don’t go spreading random pathogens because I really didn’t expel anything

But I always use alcohol afterwards, it feels gross otherwise to just sneeze and leave your hands without washing, even if I just pinch the exterior part of my nose so I don’t sneeze truly.