Red Foreman?

@Dirty Bit
I don’t know, but the man sure loved his beer.

Left hook.

The most brutal and vicious way to knock someone out cold. 🥶💀

Take that from Alex “Poatan”.

so is a pokemon lawyer a lawyer that’s a pokemon or a lawyer working for a pokemon?

Not only did I buy Supermarket Simulator despite already working in a supermarket in real life, I also got into it so deep I played for 4 hours without realizing. I’m weird.

We’ll rule the world by eating sausage and mushrooms.

But what if they made him asian or middle-eastern?

Happy Bionicle day, and happy 20th Anniversary to Legends of Metru Nui

@Meanlucario
Por favor. We all know Tarzan is gonna be a really hot latino. As a bonus, have Tarzan fight a drug cartel.

Matter fact I think the guy who plays Nacho in BCS can play a good Tarzan. Wouldn’t be the first time he’s placed in a tropical jungle.

I don’t know, but it’d be funny to think of what would happen

Bruh my Facebook group tends to post the most unhinged shitposts I’ve seen on the Internet.

Isn’t Tarzan the son of two British parents, at least the Disney version is?

@Buttlord Wayne
That’s also in Edgar Burrough’s original book too I believe.

@Buttlord Wayne
And yet, after living in the jungles of Africa, he apparently developed a blandish American accent

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
In reality he would probably speak like an ape but we don’t exactly understand ape speech.

Why do people cough into their hands?

@Meanlucario
Covering mouths to prevent bacteria from spreading?

@Buttlord Wayne
Tbf Burrough was American himself. The most American of American authors.

Btw I know nothing about Tarzan. But I do know about his other work about Mars and John Carter including the movie.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Did he write about Slavery, Walmart, and McDonalds.

@Buttlord Wayne
So why not cough into your shoulder or elbow instead of the limb you touch things with all the time?

This

@Meanlucario
Maybe because it’s easier to wash your hands than your clothes.

Anyone interested in One Punch Man vol 13-18, 20, 21 and 23?

@kleptomage
And easier to cough into your hand and start handling items for sale as I saw earlier today.