Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
shudders

“Tell me about yourself.”

“I’d rather not, I really need this job.”

I always hated the “where do you see yourself in 5-10 years” questions. How should I know, I’m not a freaking psychic!

@Emerald Tanuki
Same here, asking stupid questions.

@WaynePonePone
Like back in 2010, I forget who asked but mom answered by saying that my sister would be married and I’d have a girlfriend within 5 years.

Guess which of those two ended up coming true a year later? My sister getting married.

@Emerald Tanuki
Still not exactly right. 1 year instead of 5.

On a unrelated note, I hate it when I mention the Amber Heard trial for what happened (in this case the news media lying about what was happening and defending Heard) and I get sent a wall of text my a Heard simp.

@Emerald Tanuki
I just answer with “A mirror.”

I laughed when I first saw the last two panels months ago

Rumors say that Mario and Luigi were going to appear in the Cartoon All-Stars special but they couldn’t get Nintendo and DiC to agree.

The special with the drugs, right? That was such a hilarious disaster.

@Dirty Bit
TBH, when I was little my family used to have a VHS tape that had episodes of Winnie the Pooh and Pee-Wee’s Playhouse recorded from different channels complete with the commercials, and the special was the last thing. But since I’m autistic and I barely understood what was going on, didn’t even know it was an anti-drug PSA, it kinda flew over me as I watched Pooh and Garfield.

@Emerald Tanuki
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
“If the pattern holds, I see myself having long-since become an indispensable member of the team.”

I wasn’t aware of its existence until I saw the Nostalgia Critic review it.

@Dirty Bit
Me when I applied for my current job after being jobless for a few months after I got laid off my previous job

I happened across this a few days ago and it won’t leave my head.

@Dex Stewart
…thanks Miyuki.

@Emerald Tanuki
Miwiki

where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: Bruh for real if I is still here in five years then I either like the job or I’ve become a wage slave, bruh. Ask me this question after six months.

@tehwatever
Wish I could like posts.

Having read the book Jumanji, it’s quite amazing how someone could actually make a movie out of a book with barely any plot or characters. And yet it became one the most loved kids movies of the 90s and even the movie had a cartoon spin off with radical kid characters.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Same with “Polar Express”, although the reception is mixed and there’s no animated spinoff series.