Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I was rooting for the aliens in Independence Day.

@SleepySteve
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. (punch) OW.

I wish I had a vehicle with an armored prow to ram through deer stupid enough to run in front of me.

“Not today, Bambi!”
CRUNCH
[deer spins ass over hooves into the darkness]

Such a hilarious mental image

I mean… yeah… but this time, her hair’s in a bun!

you know you’re a true gamer when you play games to unwind from the stress of playing other games.

@Penguin Dragneel
Also Amethyst is gorgeous, so no skin off my back!

@kleptomage
Deer are basically one of several reasons I’m afraid to learn how to drive.

@Jade Kitsune
Deer are a goddamn menace. They lurk by the roadsides to kamikaze drivers in the predawn hours. Just today I saw six of the dumb animals. I fear one day they’ll get me when my attention and reflexes falter and that will be the end of my car.

Not that I particularly like my car, but I’d hate to have to buy a new one in this crazy market.

Hey, so little life tip I found out the other day: if you were ever planning on getting food poisoning and puking on yourself while you’re sitting on the toilet with diarrhea… don’t.

Not fun.

@Background Human
There goes my Friday night.

@Mr.Myoozik
Oof. Yes, quite clearly!

Here’s a fun little thing that happened to me over the weekend. You remember that webcomic I mentioned a while ago, “Ventura City Drifters?”

Well the creator held a character Q&A, and since I was bored, I jokingly sent in a question (anonymously of course), thinking that there was no way in hell it’d ever get answered.

Take a wild guess as to what happened.

@Penguin Dragneel
And it ended up with the fictional character want to have a date with you.

@Meanlucario
Yeah, definitely didn’t expect that to happen (I just wanted an excuse to see the creator actually freakin’ draw her again).

@Penguin Dragneel
Ventura City Drifters, eh? That seems like a comic I’d like to look into

@Mellow Rhythm
It’s not about cars, if that’s what you’re wondering.

@Penguin Dragneel
I know, it seems to be about basketball. Doesn’t deter me though!

@Mellow Rhythm
It’s not about cars. It’s not about hobos. It’s not about fishing in the North Sea.

Completely misleading name.

@Background Human
Hehe
Agreed.

@Penguin Dragneel
Cue big “NO!” when the forum board isn’t convinced.

@SleepySteve
You must be new if you think this thread isn’t thirsty for big gals.

@Meanlucario
I was referencing the end of that scene in JN. Heh.

I wish humans didn’t need sleep.