Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Meanlucario 
Have a day
I hate that I can’t remember the name of a music video I want to watch. Something about magic (and I associate it with an Undertale song about the fight vs the king because I think they were made/cover by the same person).
phoenixacezero 
“I am Shadow the Hedgehog, a research experiment gone deadly wrong. I’ve caused so much destruction, I should never have been created. This is who I am.”“Hey! Don’t go there, YET.”
Alternate: My name shadow the hedgehog. I’m soldier. I work with a jewel thief bat and a robot.
kleptomage 
@SleepySteve
California was nice to visit a few years ago, but I’d never want to live there. High prices for everything (especially real estate), huge amount of homeless people, the ongoing drought, overpopulation, wildfires burning millions of acres annually, earthquakes, crazy traffic, dumb hippy politics…
California was nice to visit a few years ago, but I’d never want to live there. High prices for everything (especially real estate), huge amount of homeless people, the ongoing drought, overpopulation, wildfires burning millions of acres annually, earthquakes, crazy traffic, dumb hippy politics…
Shyette 
I want coffiee
- Swords are good ageist axes.
- Lances are good ageist swords.
- Axes are good ageist lances.
kleptomage
@SleepySteve
Ironic how cities with the strictest gun laws have the highest rate of gun violence.
Ironic how cities with the strictest gun laws have the highest rate of gun violence.
@Shyette
Besides guns, bows, and spears, the longsword is probably the most versatile weapon.
Besides guns, bows, and spears, the longsword is probably the most versatile weapon.
SleepySteve 
Apples and Pears
@kleptomage
Eh, LA is tame compared to where I live (Atlanta, which has immensely lax gun control thanks to the state it’s in). Problem is, LA is still a major gun market; you’ll find at least one gun store in every corner of greater LA.
Eh, LA is tame compared to where I live (Atlanta, which has immensely lax gun control thanks to the state it’s in). Problem is, LA is still a major gun market; you’ll find at least one gun store in every corner of greater LA.
California’s “draconian” gun restrictions are a complete joke compared to the UK.
But that’s for another thread….
SleepySteve
Apples and Pears
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, sex and violence.
Jade Kitsune 
Official Hiro Fan
I should write a one-shot based on Turning Red with my OC meeting Mei and co. but it’ll be in a script style.
Meanlucario
Have a day
I love they irony of Batwoman, a character made just to show that Batman isn’t gay, was made gay in later years. Its hilarious.
igotnopicks
Monado User
@SleepySteve
Look at that Damage.
Look at that Damage.
It’s Earthquake Damage. And it’s not even that high on earthquake. When you look at Earthquakes there are a couple major ones in California’s history mainly the 1989 and 1906.
89 cause it stoped the World Series.
and 06 it burned down most of SF.
and 06 it burned down most of SF.
SleepySteve
Apples and Pears
Here we have to deal with tornadoes, which have very eerie similarities with earthquakes: impossible to tell when and where they’ll hit, and huge damage and casualty potential.
igotnopicks
Monado User
@SleepySteve
Like I said both of those Quakes are the famous ones. California does get Tornados too but it’s rare and it’s close to the Ocean too. So watch out of Tsunamis and Sharknados.
Like I said both of those Quakes are the famous ones. California does get Tornados too but it’s rare and it’s close to the Ocean too. So watch out of Tsunamis and Sharknados.
Shyette
I want coffiee
Scene that I would use to introduce an original Fire Embalm class.
Lord: We don’t have the people to defend this area we would need at least two more or an…
Maid: ELEPHANT!
Lord: Yes, that would work but that would be much to convenient.
[Elephant noise!]
Maid: ELEPHANT!
Lord: Yes, that would work but that would be much to convenient.
[Elephant noise!]
Penguin Dragneel
Tsugi no mai, Hakuren
Huh, what’s that? Oh yeah, this weeks Ample Time will be a day late.
Now leave me alone. I’m busy playing the RE4 Remake.
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