Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Background Human 
CHS, Class of 20XX
@Mr.Myoozik
I love that the Weird Al version parodies the verse that will never ever ever be on a radio edit.
I love that the Weird Al version parodies the verse that will never ever ever be on a radio edit.
That little Clampett got his own cement pond.
That little Clampett, he’s a millionaire.
That little Clampett, he’s a millionaire.
kleptomage 
The farmer who lives behind me has started harvesting his corn. At 8:00 at night, after it rained yesterday, when it’s 20 degrees, and the wind is blowing fiercely.
kleptomage
@Meanlucario
I don’t get it. The corn has been ready to harvest for weeks and he’s chosen the worst possible time.
I don’t get it. The corn has been ready to harvest for weeks and he’s chosen the worst possible time.
Dirty Bit 
That's him, officer
You heard of manipulation, now try womanipulation
“Heh heh heh! Just like my pa used to say on a cold mornin’– Let’s get to work, boy ‘cause the heat’s in the tools!”
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
Cute
That was good
It looks so delicious and moist, but I prefer [jumps]
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