Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

People have been signing up for Hive, but I’m not even gonna bother because it’s mobile-only, no NSFW, and virtually zero furries are on it or talking about it, which is a terrible sign.

If that question jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

@Dirty Bit
Thank you.
How does a nutjob get a position as a teacher at university?

Sometimes you drink the milk, sometimes the milk drinks you

Whichever drinks who, it’s better to know this simple life advice:

Gay peacocks would probably look less flamboyant by our standards.

I wonder if a rival company to Tesla popped up to make fun of it, would it be called Edison?

Evidently I’m liberal.

@Mighty Aphrodite
No shit.

Same surefire way to get a job these days: Connections

@SleepySteve
Beg pardon?

@Mighty Aphrodite
I’m guessing he saw your tendencies and opinions of having a liberal bent.

And I agree, really.

@Mighty Aphrodite
I mean pretty much everyone in the forums is liberal, and rightfully so.

(I’m far-left leaning BTW.)

@Mighty Aphrodite
Then the Tartarus (Politics) thread is right for you cause that place is VERY left leaning as far as I’m aware

@Mr.Myoozik
You do realize I hate politics, right?

@Mr.Myoozik
Not left-leaning enough to allow “hate speech” against white people, it seems.

Granted, it’s mostly to keep the place “civil”, but tell me, when was politics ever civil?

@Mighty Aphrodite
Wait, you mean you were just randomly called that?

Anyway, I just got back from the movie.

@Mighty Aphrodite
Wakanda Forever? The Menu?

@Mighty Aphrodite
It’s okay, I despise politics too which is why I don’t go there.

@SleepySteve
In an alternate utopia dimension, it is civil, but we don’t live in such a dimension, don’t we?

@SleepySteve
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio.

@Mighty Aphrodite
Ah, yes. The anti-Disneyfication adaptation. Heard a lot of good things about that one.

@SleepySteve

I like to think that whoever came up with politics didn’t really consider this to happen >.>’
Who it was anyways? Aristotle? Plato?

Evidently I’m 7 inches taller than a legendary electric bird.