Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

My friend the sperm doctor he told me what to do

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My friend the sperm doctor he told me what to do

He said “Go to the sperm bank and give them your cum now.”

“Go to the sperm bank and donate your semen.”

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Submissives when they get to be on top for the first time:

Do fat people get to go skinny dipping?

YOURE ALL FUCKING BOK CHOY

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
time to make soup.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
And you are E. coli-infected romaine lettuce.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
How dare you. I’m most certainly a carrot.

@SleepySteve
You must be one of those pesky fukicng icebergs…

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
They’re the master lettuce.

@SleepySteve
You guys are nothing without ice.

Without ice, Icebergs would be Bergs, basically this:

Also, remember this:
When someone tells you that they’re cooler than you, tell them that means that you’re hotter than them :P

Bugs Bunny.

You’re all FUCKING STUPID if you eat iceberg lettuce.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
That’s why I eat icebergs instead, it’s what all the cool kids eat 😏

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Thankfully I don’t.

I love that the original Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde was calling out the internet before the internet was a thing.

@Mr.Myoozik
Yooo!
Burgers with icebergs substituting iceberg lettuce FTW!

@Mellow Rhythm
Icy you have good taste ;P

I’ve overused the two emoticons so much I stopped seeing 3 as a number and P as a letter.

Scientists have estimated that there are 20 quadrillion ants on earth.

For the record, that’s a 20 with 15 zeros behind it. Or 20,000,000,000,000,000.

Ants may make up the largest non-plant based biomass on the planet.

@Zincy
Well, good thing they’re not the size of a bus.

@Mr.Myoozik
No, they Chunky Dunk.