Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

This is the kind of hat you’d see Early Cuyler wear.

@NitroFury
“Hey Ron.”
“Hey Billy.”

YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL!!!!

@NitroFury
A fate worse than death.

Tell me!

@pixel
Florida Man gets a trip to Brazil.

No

I had a dream that there was a monster living in the ocean called a swallower. It had the face of an anglerfish and was big enough to eat a grey whale.

@Silent_Witness
That sounds absolutely terrifying.

NEW AMPLE TIME PAGE!

Part of my dream last night involved doing stand-up comedy about moving from Russia to a desert.

There were some Russian authorities in the audience.

I like Ripple’s grandma as a character XD

I’m not good but the Splattana is fun.

@Silent_Witness
So like a giant anglerfish?

Cause that’s like all face.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
No it was much longer, like an eel. At the very least, it was long enough that the government wanted to fit a submarine inside of one as a disguise.

@Shyette
Unleash your inner artistic Jack the ripper.

@Penguin Dragneel
Okay, I cracked a smile, good job

@Penguin Dragneel
Why bother crushing chalk and selling it as “coke” when you can just use talcum powder?

My life, bamboozled by fatal fromage!!

Confirmed: Rocko is black.

Is he dating Rachel?

@Shyette
No, he’s dating Vivian.

Talcum powder smells like talcum powder, it’s easy to recognize. When was the last time you smelt chalk?

@Background Pony #5157
Never, because I’m not some daft knob who sticks it up my nose! :P