Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Meanlucario
Sadly this. I can barely take care of myself most days, never mind another human being.

@The★Rickmeister
I can see myself taking care of the house and cooking for a spouse at least.

@Meanlucario
Same, given that cooking’s one of my favourite hobbies or activities.

@Meanlucario
Same. And there’s a whole lot of dashed expectations that inevitably happen from choosing to have a kid.

I’ve come to a sad conclusion: I will never, ever pick up on rhetoric questions. I’ll just keep answering them thinking they’re genuinely asking me, then get chewed out for answering. Nothing I can do to change that.

Warning: You’ll die of a stroke just by reading it

Mung: Well, you know what you gotta do.

(Chowder disappears into thin air)

Mung: No, she’ll still find you. Women can smell fear.

(A disappointed Chowder reappears)

Classic Dale

@NitroFury
I wonder what it says about me that the last word is the only one that I’m having difficulty understanding.

Got my Vans on but they look like sneakers

Would anybody like to play a game?

@pixel
Actually, upon further examination, I think I finally have the last word figured out and it’s supposed to be “Why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic when you could just be quiet?”

This is how Saw starts…

@pixel
“Silence is violence”, remember?

@Dirty Bit
Saw started in a bathtub.

@TheHappySpaceman
KILL THE PRESIDENT!!!

@igotnopicks
This comic was originally posted around 2003, so if you’re going for an IRL “kill the present” angle, we’re talking George W. Bush here

Not to get political, just thought I’d point it out

@Mellow Rhythm
Bush jr. He sucks.

Well, yeah, but still.

@NitroFury
I feel like that’s an anagram

@TheHappySpaceman
Based Dale

@DerpyFast
The introverts are committing mass acts of violence.

@TheHappySpaceman
I feel like that bottom exchange alone could bait in so many many people to reading the whole thing.

@phoenixacezero
Well maybe you should have respected our boundaries.

@igotnopicks
Yeah

I was scrolling through iwastesomuchtime.com and found this.