Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I’m pretty damn indecisive, myself

@Don’t
When you are so stuck into being a hipster that others not wanting to watch a bad movie emotionally hurts you.

Do not, under any circumstances, take three hits of delta 8 and watch the baby smitty theory video.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
What the hell is delta 8?

I think dad was on that shit.

@Badheart
It’s like CBD, except it isn’t.

Adulthood is when the only person stopping you from buying Lucky Charms is you.

Psycho killer

@Don’t
Qu’est-ce que c’est?

@Background Human
Fa-fa-fa-FA-fa-fa-fa-fa-FA-fa!

What do you call something that looks like a parody, feels like a parody, but is in fact 100% serious?

@TheHappySpaceman
I don’t know, what do you call satire when it fails?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Bad satire?

@TheHappySpaceman
I think that would be called a “reverse Poe”.

You may have heard of “Poe’s Law”, the assertion that there is no parody of extremism so outrageous that it can’t be mistaken for the real thing. By extension, such parodies are called “Poes” in circles where this sort of thing happens. Places that talk about religion or politics or what have you. And a real crackpot being mistaken for a troll would be the converse of that.

@Background Human
I see. So if I told you that PragerU had a children’s channel on YouTube and a furry character on the channel, would that be a reverse Poe?

God was a rich punk from outer space and made humans for the fuck of it.

“How often do you think about the logistics of eating people?”
“Alot. When your biggest passion is food and your greatest bane is other people, these interests tend to mesh well.”

Nismo got squirted down with the hood popped, dumbass.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Luckily we don’t like people very much.

How did I meet your mother? Well, it all started at one of our family reunions…

@TheHappySpaceman
{insetrt Noir muisc}

The joke won’t post.

@Shyette
Sweet Home Alabama?