Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I just hope Johnny wins in the end. Meme potential aside, this is getting ridiculous.

@Meanlucario
If I were on the jury, I’d sentence them both to ten years.

@Dirty Bit
Same.

@Background Human
I mean, Amber’s proof so far is just claims and photos of Johnny sleeping. And she was caught in a big lie involving the divorce money.

Not to mention a majority of witnesses are siding with Johnny. Wouldn’t be surprised if Heard’s legal team knows she’s screwed.

Also, J. Benjamin ‘Hearsay’ Rottenborn isn’t helping matters at all.

@Dirty Bit
I heard that Amber’s team gave her a script, but she ignored it thinking her acting talent would be all she needs. Little did she knew the bombshell that was going to be dropped on her.

If that were true, then this is turning out to be one of history’s longest open-shut cases.

@Dirty Bit
I mean, how staged the picture of the coke is, and how Amber only has images of Depp asleep and no where near coke, I think things are going very poorly for her.

Care to give a free sample to a pretty lady?
Sure! You know one?
…
Care to give a free sample to an ugly lady?
No, ugly ladies have to pay…

This is not a body! It can’t taste or smell or touch! I am a brain trapped in an exoskeleton!

All hot dogs should come in packs of 8, because all hot dog buns come in packs of 8.

I’ve been buying 8-pack dogs, believe it or not

@kleptomage
While on that topic, bologna should come in squares since sandwich bread slices are (almost) square.

@Goku Black
@kleptomage
If people like these two were in charge, our world might actually get a glimpse of true peace! ^^

@Dirty Bit
I got a pack of six. Now what am I supposed to do with the remaining two buns? It’s wasteful.

@Goku Black
The casing for most sausages is the intestines which are not naturally square.

I’ve never liked bologna too much. Pan fried and put in a sandwich with some pickles and spicy mustard it’s ok, but not a meat I’d choose plain.

Mortadella is good, though. It’s like bologna, but with pistachios and black pepper. Good on crusty bread with muffuletta or giardiniera.

I make sandwiches out of hot dog buns or just dip them in sauce/soup/broth

Also, I agree as far as bologna. Fried or pickled is the way to go with that.

I’ve finally found a use for bananas too ripe for my liking to eat normally.

Hoes, and the supermanning thereof.

Does anyone know how to prevent certain channels from appearing in my recommendations on Twitch?

Nevermind, I figured it out myself. Now I can keep Channel Awesome off my list.

“Smile! Spread those cheeks!”

“Cough twice, spread your cheeks…”

Reads my old posts for 30 pages, I wonder what I was looking for.

When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep till noon cause I’m a problem solver.

Genius