Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
And you are our head ass.

That was a donkey joke, if anyone thought I was just being mean.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
MAGGOTS!

Just ate chips and dip. The dip cup had a hole in the lid.

Am I gonna get sick?

@Background Pony #B46A
Did it taste weird?

No.

@Background Pony #B46A
If you didn’t smell or see anything off about it, it should be fine.

But I would also get a new cover for it if you can, even if it’s just saran wrap.

“Say something nice to him”
“I hope you don’t die any time soon.”
“Is that the best you could do!?”
“I wish someone would tell me that.”

“Say something stupid!”
“My head is snoring! Make it stop!”

@Dirty Bit
XD

Last night knocking sound…coming from my bed board…how screwed am I?
Also had a dream I broke my Iphone.

I heard a child yelling outside my house last night.

I don’t know what it was about, and quite frankly, I don’t think I WANT to know.

@Penguin Dragneel
Hopefully Nothing, that’s my motto.

@Penguin Dragneel
I remember a time back in high school when a neighbor kid was sitting on his porch and shouting “give me money, bitch!”

@Goku Black

We’re they doing an episode of Andy Milonakis or something?

@Goku Black

These activities are exclusive to only white people
Runs in to hit the buzzer
What is spending time with their dads?

STUPID

Daaaaamn…

@Dirty Bit
I thought the whole fishing thing was a joke.
Boy was I fucking wrong.

@The★Rickmeister
If you’re stuck on a boat for several hours with nothing to do, what else is there to do than talk?

Money doesn’t solve all your problems, but it can mitigate them.

@Dirty Bit
“Money can’t buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.”