Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I actually love delivering when it’s snowing. The extra challenge makes things more interesting, and people tip better.

I’m busting my gut trying to find where Aries and Baten Kaitos would be on the map of the Milky Way…

@Mellow Rhythm
Ah so like Vancouver cool then you would be a lot closer to Seattle :D

@KennyC
Meanwhile, over here in England, most of whatever weather we have is either cloud, rain or both.

I dreamed of a lot of pastry sweets last night.

Yes, Biden is Joe

“Reposting” this from the D&D thread:

@KennyC
Indeed!

@Meanlucario
That is pretty clever.

Another quick trip to r/hmmmm

@The★Rickmeister
I wouldn’t mind more of that. Been too long since I was last in the motherland

@The★Rickmeister
Hah! What a load of gems!
I especially like the “Keyboard gun” one

@Mellow Rhythm
I saw the last one was immediately thought ‘I’m twenty-six in about five days, how do you think I feel?’

@The★Rickmeister
Try being 30 all of a sudden! xP

People who say shit like “women likes a man who doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer” should never have kids.

@Meanlucario
Well I’m not sure they like quitters either.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
If respecting consent makes one a “quitter,” than I have no reason to care about their opinion.

@Meanlucario
Because “consent” only applies one way.

@Meanlucario
“A women likes a man who doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”

Man, if that isn’t victim-blaming at it’s finest, then I dunno what is.

Going to get my eyes dilated soon. I hope it doesn’t last too long.

@Penguin Dragneel
Likely worst than that, sadly.

@The★Rickmeister
I’m from Florida I’m used to the rain and I e aways wanted to go to England(well Europe as a hole)but yeah do you live near London Birmingham or Liverpool?

DESTROY ENGLAND AND EVERYTHING ENGLISH

I just killed a raccoon. SCIENCE!

Raccoons are vile pests.
Don’t be fooled by their cute looks

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Nah, bruv