Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have!

So say goodnight to the bad guy.

If you look closely you can tell she works the puppet by tapping her foot.

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
Good night, Mr. Bad Guy ;P

@henryparisi1983
The spambot found the one thread where spam is allowed. That’s some good AI.

Dark comedy

@Background Human
IT’S EVOLVING…

@NitroFury
I need this in my life

@henryparisi1983
What’s the promo code for me to get a 20% off discount?

@Background Human
should we report it?

@henryparisi1983
Are you saying I can’t my own financial decisions?! I’m not a child anymore! Be gone!

Looks like a Tornado Watch has been issued for Marion County Indiana.

I find it funny that D&D 5e now has a book for Harry Potter fans to live out their fanfics.

Bill Gates could have never imagined that we would use PC’s to create animated pornography of anthropomorphic pastel ponies with hilariously bad robotic voice acting.

Did you know that there were many threats to take the life of Queen Elizabeth 1? But they were all thwarted by Francis Walsingham, known as The Spymaster?

Why isn’t this a TV show?

)

While I do appreciate classic Christmas tunes like “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” and “Jingle Bell Rock”, there’s one album that brings me absolute nostalgia: Amy Grant’s “A Christmas Album”.

Why does left-wing media always forgo quality in preference to diversity and dumbing down? Ghostbusters 2016, High Guardian Spice, MLP:ANG…

@Wiimeiser
Let’s say: different priorities than other media.

I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

At least the latter’s watchable.

@Dirty Bit
Then I’ll just break your knees so you can’t stand up to me.

I got my first necklace!

There’s this cover of I am a rock that really drags out the I in the Island lyric. Wish i hadn’t illegally downloaded it all those years ago so I’d know where it was from.