Background Pony #4F13
..Literally today pretty much all my friends called me a cutie or a cinnamon roll too pure for this world…
…I’m not sure how to feel about that…
Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@Background Pony #4F13
You are the friend that no one can hate (other than any creeps who might be a bit too interested in getting “with” you).
You are the friend that no one can hate (other than any creeps who might be a bit too interested in getting “with” you).
Background Pony #F0B2
We all gotta go someday, right?
Dirty Bit 
That's him, officer
A hitman is like a plumber, a dentist or a mechanic: everybody is always looking for a good one.
CalypsoFantasy
Pre-1932 US car fan
“Vot vos der for a dunder-headed veek, ja?”
“Captain, eet’s Vednesday.”
“Captain, eet’s Vednesday.”
The★Rickmeister 
Stormlight Archivist📔
@Background Pony #4F13
Remember the time I got called an ‘Innocent Soul’ once, and the first thing I could think of was the Black★Rock Shooter Manga.
Remember the time I got called an ‘Innocent Soul’ once, and the first thing I could think of was the Black★Rock Shooter Manga.
Shyette 
I want coffiee
I’m watching a let’s play of Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations for the 2nd time.
And it’s funny that Nico B is calling Iris “Not Dahlia” because she really isn’t Dahlia.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ 
Zamasu
@BadgingBadger
By issuing loans using valuables such as TVs, jewelery, guns, etc., as collateral. That’s called “pawning.” If the borrower fails to pay back the loan (plus any interest the pawn shop may charge), the pawn shop gets to sell the pawned item.
By issuing loans using valuables such as TVs, jewelery, guns, etc., as collateral. That’s called “pawning.” If the borrower fails to pay back the loan (plus any interest the pawn shop may charge), the pawn shop gets to sell the pawned item.
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
@BadgingBadger
Same way stock players do; buying low and selling high.
Same way stock players do; buying low and selling high.
ᎶㄖҜㄩ 乃ㄥ卂匚Ҝ
Zamasu
Blondes have yellow hair.
Brunettes have brown hair.
Redheads have red hair.
What do we call those who have black hair?
Brunettes have brown hair.
Redheads have red hair.
What do we call those who have black hair?
Dirty Bit
That's him, officer
You didn’t drink that, did you? That’s not good, man, that’s nitroglycerin!
Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t do anything, except…pray, maybe.
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