Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

That’s Hawlkeyes Power in the MCU

And Captain America’s power in general.

Even in my dreams, the book came before the movies (or show in this case). This one was a high-school comedy that starts out in a fake commercial that included a nurse (who I think was played by his childhood female friend) with her son, the main character as the patient, and his older brother’s Whammy (yes, the same as Flurry Heart had in the ep where Twi had to look after her). The book ended with a doodle of the side and main characters on arching street lamps, with the MC and his female friend being in the background of the side-character’s chaos. There’s also was a scene in the real commercial involving the principle and a killer clown at a fishing location, which was parodying a commercial outside the show (same dream). Before it was a 90’s movie about kids and a police officer being framed for murder by changelings, and now this. Does my brain miss TV that much?

@Darth Prime
Would explain why he didn’t think to inform the others or even split up the information so that one member’s info getting stolen doesn’t cripple the entire team.

You’re so ugly Santa Clause says “Ho-Ho-Holy Shit!”

@Myoozik
The first thing I could think of was,
“If I had a dog with a face like yours, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”

@The★Rickmeister
I got the reference

Breakfast is a Satanic ritual.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
How?

Being an artist on Twitter means praying desperately to the algorithm gods to favor your latest post, and then only receiving a total of two likes on it.

Drinkin’ a Mocha Frappé be like…

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of Columbia?

@Dirty Bit
I’m more of a Lemon and Ginger tea person, and I’m not saying that just because I’m from England.

Both are good, but I like peppermint

@Dirty Bit
I think it’s Twinings who does a tea that’s both at once, which I’ve always loved.
Peppermint is also amazing.

@Dirty Bit
My blood is 65% tea at this point.

You people and your damned hot leaf juice…

Only tea-based thing I’ve ever liked was this stuff called Red medicine, and it was only because there was no taste of tea in it.

Maine Coon Cat:

@乃ﾑりん乇ﾑ尺ｲ
@Dirty Bit

I’m dying for a cup.

@Meanlucario
Looks like a puppet from a Jim Henson fantasy movie.

@Dex Stewart
Cats are deceptively long.

Be sure to scream for the cream

I frankly don’t know which is stranger, scrolling through my Tumblr dash and finding this,

Or it being followed (in the same post, no less!) by this.

We should count ourselves lucky Rudolph never turned to the dark side.