Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@The★Rickmeister
You’d have to space the food out to consume it all. At least a couple of days perhaps.

@Mellow Rhythm
I don’t know why no one thinks of that first.

Every time they see a big amount of food, it’s like ‘oh god, you’ll explode’. Like any rational person wouldn’t try to space it out.

@WyrmSpawN
I know, right?
Some people do have the ability to plan…

Those are not the lyrics to Toto Africa.

@NitroFury
Ba ba ba

I hate that my father thinks watching reviews = mindlessly doing what you’re told by critics. It’s especially hypocritical since he does the exact same with religion.

@NitroFury
Love is an acronym for Level Of Violence.

Hey honey, have you’ve tried Five Guys?
At the same time or at different times?
I’m talking about the friggin food, woman!
Oh…

@NitroFury
Fear not citizens, for I am here on my porcelain throne to thwart all sorts of washroom-related evils!
Toileman, awaaaaay!

XD

@Background Human
🎶 Toilet Man, Toilet Man, does whatever a Toilet can. Spins a Toilet, any size, catches Toilet, just like Toilet.🎶

Thought the same thing. That is, a toilet-themed Robot Master.

Girl: do I know you?

Guy: you never yessed me.

^
Is STUPID

@NitroFury
🎶Look out, he’s come to flush you down!🎶

Wait, now he’s sounding like a villain…

< is STUPID

No…No…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
At least I’m not you 😏

Whelp, it’s christmas time, bitches.