Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

2021 and I’m still using an ancient instrument of war to cut the lawn.

You know guys, If someone dares to mock around all over my face and suddenly decide to steal my personal properties (like a hat) like some kind of a school bully, you have a permission on yourself to go apeshit on them. They deserve to get beat up so bad that they’ll realize themselves about how much of a failed attention baiting whore they all are for fame and power tripping.
 
They’re all gonna get someplace where they could ran into someone who would measure their pride’s limitations.
 

 

 
 
Jeez, even Logan Paul find his brother’s actions downright disgusting or embarassing.

I’ll gladly reaarange their facial features where I could place their nose to where their ears are, their eyes where their mouth were used to be, and I will detach their tongue and forcefully put it inside their pea-sized brain so they could just lick it whenever they want.

Slash stuff kick stuff watch it go ballistic.

Oh how I wished for multiple shattered bones on Jake caused by Floyd Mayweather’s entourage.

Magic is no good against a simple punch in the face!

@Background Pony #18C8  
How about a magical kick to the nuts.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
For the dragon!

@Background Pony #18C8  

 
Or a kick to the balls.

I don’t give a single bit of fuck about the Paul brothers

I was quoting RiffTrax, by the way.

@Mellow Rhythm  
Who?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
People are going on about Jake Paul and stuff

@Mellow Rhythm  
I have no idea who Jake Paul is.

@Mellow Rhythm  
Why give them publicity.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Or they use it to justify to themselves that you aren’t worth their respect.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I know, right?  
Bashing them still counts as giving them an inch.

@Meanlucario  
Ooh, you have LadyDevimon. She’s my favorite Digimon.

@Background Pony #18C8  
Same, though for me it has very little to do with her “sexiness.”

Is Nichijou good?

@Meanlucario  
My partner would be BlackGatomon, who digivolves into LadyDevimon.

@Meanlucario  
I like it. There’s not really a plot to speak of but it’s funny and will occasionally hit you in the feels. Especially towards the end.
 
Plus there’s a lot of cute moments.

I Worship Chaos and Violence.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Better to worship certainties than platitudes.