Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Push the button!  
Don’t push the button!  
Trip the station!  
Change the channel!  
Push the button!  
Don’t push the button!  
Trip the station!  
Change the channel!

I have done nothing productive all week.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
Is that English, or me summoning a Demon?

Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing

I just realize I’m going to draw a naga for the first time. This shall be an interesting experience. It’s for an event on another site.

@Meanlucario  
Treason!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Bite my scaly ass.

DakadakadakadakaDAda
 
Dakadakadakadakadada

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BRUUUH… CHRIS WEIDMAN’S INJURY… SHADES OF ANDERSON SILVA’S KNEE!!!!!!!

Sometimes i feel sorry for crabs.
 
They have to eat things a pinch at a time and that hardly seems efficient.

Third time this has happened in the history of that industry, folks.
 

 
I’m gonna need to start consuming alot of calcium because of this.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Legs… ain’t-a s’posed ta go that way.
 
Nope.

I just realized that Anderson Silva broke his leg against him.
 
Now we’ve gone full freaking circle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyYq8pKGbiY  
masterpiece

 
ROUNDHOUSE!

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
It was at this moment that the man with stale bread for leg bones realized that going into MMA was a bad decision.

You know you’re a special type of pussy when you show up on a UFC event just to trash talk a couple of chill and humble fighters like Daniel Cormier.
 
Jake Paul, you suck.

The question is what did people say about Jake? Obviously this evolved from something.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
The sole purpose of his appearance there was to be hated and booed on purpose for the sake of publicity. He’s going to earn money from this.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
It’s a good feeling that average people have a chance against trained fighters.
 
The Goju Ryu dojo closed down years ago and I couldn’t even learn there.

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.

@Goku Black  
I found something as cool as that.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Useful move for when you fall in the swimming pool ;-)