Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Söze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Flies are like stupid people.
 
Even if the Bee could explain to the Fly why pollen is better than shit, the Fly would not understand.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I love this

Everytime Francis Ngannou attempts to swing a solid hook, I feel anxious for his opponents. (Yes, that included Stipe as well)

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Moffocker has concrete bricks for hands holy shit.

Hispanohablantes, I summon thee to help me eggs-blain something:
 
El meme A Sos Retrol. What it is? How it works?

@tehwatever  
Well, Stipe vs. Ngannou 2 will be next month and I think the momentum favors Ngannou because he might have studied his movement and ground game on their previous bout.
 
He’s prolly gonna pull a Rozenstruik-type beatdown on their first minute in to the fight.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I agree, if Ngannou can land shots early, I can see Stipe losing.

Me: I should start my laundry and make breakfast.
 
My cat: Or I could curl up in your lap.
 
Me: Or you could do that.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
*Yesterday

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Cats love to roam and are territorial.

@Meanlucario  
…….He literally wants to score my cat.
 
Uhhh huh huh huh

Btw, I’ve never seen a stray siamese before…
 
He must have a shitty owner just to be left like that unspayed and fucking with some other females.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Spay or neuter your own cat, if you can. It might help.

@Goku Black  
She is already spayed, that’s why she was resisting that guy as seen in my video.
 
What worries me is he has the size and probably strength advantage over her and I would’ve seen my cat bathing on her own blood.

Findin’ some porn videos on torrent sites with songs in them (I like metal, punk and rock music) and wanting to share ’em but I do not want the hosters to filter my internet address, stopping me from posting ever again because of bullshit rules restricting unlimited posting.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I see.

Don’t you love how Twitter’s word filters just stop working altogether whenever you try to search for something? That sure is great site design there.

 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

 
Forbidden Toblerone

So apparently, I missed a huge Twitter s###storm that occurred last night.

@Penguin Dragneel  
Twitter’s just one perpetual shitstorm anyway, but what about?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Weirdly-shaped trains