Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

tehwatever
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Can a parent kill their own children and call it “delayed abortion?” Like, I’m not talking postpartum or even a year after birth. I’m talking if the child is still a minor, aka anywhere under 18.
 
What’s the Return Policy on children?
 
Can someone go to a doctor and be like “I want abortion” and doctor asks “your wife is not pragegant, nothing to abort” and the husband be like “oh no the child was already out. here’s his birth certificate”
 
“your son is 17yo” “yes I know. is it too late to abort?”
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

There’s an MMA organization called Universal Reality Combat Championship (URCC) based in the Philippines where a 3 vs 3 match inside one octagon takes place and is completely allowed.
 
#ONLYINTHEPHILIPPINES  
#PINOYPRIDE
 
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Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
That was God’s idea. God’s punishment. Maybe Satan just wants to settle the fuck down somewhere, you ever think about that? Get a house. Two car garage. Meet a girl. Or a boy. Prince of Darkness rolls how he rolls. Raise a couple kids. Not the Antichrist, thank you. No need to rush the apocalypse. Retire to Miami. Fake his death. And then, you know, whatever.
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Music Connoisseur
Would you care to offer free samples for a pretty lady?  
Sure! You know one?  
…  
Would you care to offer free samples for an ugly lady?  
Nooo, ugly ladies have to pay.
tehwatever
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Artist -
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

@tehwatever If that fails, could always call it “putting them up for adoption in the afterlife”
That’s a good one. I wonder if a lawyer would wanna work on a case like that.  
“Your honor, my client did not kill his child. he merely put him up for adoption and God took the offer.”
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