Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Anyone else concern about Markiplier’s current avatar?

@Meanlucario
 
Nope

You think I think?

How can a chair be the father of a lamp?

@Meanlucario  
Maybe it’s one of those fancier wood base lamps.

@Meanlucario
 
Probably because their wooden structure? I’ve seen wooden lamps that definitely not fit the rules and suggestions for preventing fires.

Backup Bunny  
Runner-Up Rabbit  
Hail Mary Hare

I’m keeping the soul patch, I cut my own hair and I’m a mustache artist. Social distancing is crucial.

Bald metal artists. Because they look dope.
 

Best line of 2020:
 
“Sick of these niggas, COVID-19! (Ugh)”

I was washing dishes here in my mom’s aunt’s house when I found this knives that looks like one of icey wicey’s OC.
 
Got this silly snicker while at it lol
 

@Meanlucario  

What’s with this Lunky thing anyway? an ARG of his?

@tehwatever  
A stand-in for Lixian when he was away at a point.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
…is that Paul Shaffer?

I’m a popstar not a doctor, bitches!

Where did this Breaking Bad “Jesse we need to pray” meme came from anyway? I’m not complaining because the comment section is absolutely golden.  
THIS, ladies & gentleman is how you make fun of islam; by being punny. My favorite comments so far have been:
 
“Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos, where something HALAL is always cooking”  
“Better Call Salahuddin”  
“This is the moment when he became Husseinberg”  
“Do you know how much I pay Zakat every year?!”  
“BREAKING FAST”

Balisongs are edgy fidget spinners.

@kleptomage  
Well DUH! How’rya suppose to gonna cut through solid materials without the edge?
 
And that’s coming from a man from the place of it’s origin of those stuff.

Garfield is sans under tall.

I jusy meet a guy called Suq Incox… I can’t stop laughing.

Tell me how do I feel, tell me now how do I feel

@Myoozik  
Like you’re full of sugar and your feet hurt.