I’m pretty much a Sloth.

@NitroFury
 
Are you Sid from Ice Age?

@Dirty Bit  
No, I’m to lazy to do anything.

One of these days, I’m gonna climb that mountain and walk up there, among them clouds  
Where the cottons high and the corns are growing, and they ain’t no fields to plow

Mocha (our goat) is lonely out the back with only three chickens to keep him company, and he’s gone and ripped his ear tag out somehow.

Skibbity Bop Dada!! BOOM!

Where could one commission for a Discord emote?

 
i won’t spoiler this because you have a shitty mind

Hits blunt
 
Bruh, if you think about it, the brain named itself

I’m starting to see why username HorsesandMuchMoar is so enamored by the indian subcontinent.
 
I mean…their products of art is absolutely amazing. Sincerely.

@pixel
 
Hmmm… On the one hand, I’m a little worried right now, on the other hand, who doesn’t get sexualized somehow. But I don’t think it’s good to do a joke about Germans and gas. Please leave such things in the dark chambers of the internet. ;-)

A guy named Alpha Oumar Diallo is one of those cringy yet funniest internet tough guys you’d come across on social media
 

2001: Space Odyssey anyone?
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Just another 2020 thing. Someone should touch it.

Anyone else ever just think, “Man, I’m glad nobody got nuked today?”

@pixel
 
I rather think somebody has cut a few wires as a precaution so that a certain red button does not work. ;-)

@pixel  
I dunno, I’m kinda ready for the world to just blow up in glorious nuclear fire. It had a good run, but it’s time to end.

@DarkObsidian  
Fun fact, the final step to launching our Trident nuclear weapons is actually a trigger, not a button.

@MagpulPony  

 
Preach

It’s my birthday

@Don’t  
Happy Birthday