Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I’ll admit it, being closer than ever to monetization does significantly lessen the blow of getting ten haters a day.

@igotnopicks  
Ahh! I forgot to grab the snail shell.

AAAAND STILL!!  
The Undisputed, UFC, Lightweight Champion of the Wooooorld.
 
KHABIB!! THE EAGLE! NURMAGOMEEEEDOOOOOOV!!

Looks like the took the hat off the cinnamon mascot of Apple Jacks.

I love my friends and family~

Jefferson: Hamilton primps and preens and dresses like the pits of fashion.
 
Also Jefferson: *is dressed like this*  

I used to think tankies were the fandom for Thomas the Tank Engine and I was very confused what that had to do with communism.

@kleptomage  
I saw a Thomas the Tank Engine Hot Wheels car at the store today.

Congratulations to mah Dagestani man! When he burst into tears of joy because that victory was for his late father, i did too.
 
Nobody in his weight division had the wrestling and grappling skills of his fucking caliber because he’s been taught how to since his childhood.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Justin Gaethje immediately tried to console him the first thing he did after waking up.
 

 
Man got put to sleep due to bad stoppage (he tapped like, FOUR TIMES and the ref didn’t call it) but when he saw his opponent on the ground crying, he helped him out. What a badass.

@tehwatever  
At least it’s not Herb Dean.
 
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Do you think he’ll become a coach to his bloodline teams in the future now that he’s retired?
 
So much for GSP dreamfight……

@tehwatever  
Also, everytime Justin connects that strong right really gets my nerve jump. We’ve all seen what he’s capable of that.
 
This was actually one of the most bittersweet match i’ve seen in that business in a long while.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yeah I can see him coaching his Dagestani mates. It’s to be seen if he will coach international guys too. I mean, if you have the single best grappler in lightweight to spar with you?! You don’t got nothing to fear from any other grappler.
 
Also yeah the first two minutes was nerve-wracking. Khabib entered the octagon stressed out. The one takedown attempt was stopped dead in its track so he spent the 4 minutes on his feet against a power puncher. Nasty as hell.
 
Weird thing is that Gaethje kinda got scared, maybe? Man was running around dodging the fence and keeps getting backed up–what?! Dude’s got arms that can take heads off and he’s on his back foot, WHY?! He fell for the same thing that everyone who has fought Khabib fallen for; Too worried of takedown attempts.
 
Gaethje was supposed to walk Khabib down. He was the one supposed to make Khabib worried about getting close. But it happened the other way around.

Winners don’t use drugs, cept steroids! In that case, use lotsa drugs!

So we revealed that Khabib injured his foot 3 weeks prior to the fight and kept it in secrecy.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
KHABIB NEEDS NO FEET. KHABIB CRUSHES YOU WITH BARE SCROTUM.

@Background Human  
“Alhamdullilah! I’m the red super smesh brodder!”

Red pills are delicious! Blue pills are gross!