Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@ILoveMyoozik  
Did someone say Commies?  

Background: I’m in a DnD group with 3 other players and our DM. We’re playing a homebrew game our amazing DM built. We’re 2 sessions in and our first quest is to find the king’s purebred cat, a rare creature in this world.
 
DM: You all see a beautiful, fluffy orange cat sitting on a chair.
 
St’eve (half-elf bard): can I roll to see if it hates mondays?
 
DM: I… Guess you can, yeah?
 
Lillian (tiefling wizard): can I roll to see if it likes lasagna?
 
Dm: You know what, I’m actually making a note right here; “The cat is NOT Garfield”.

@Meanlucario
 
Not with that attitude.

Welp, depression is kicking in again. Time to listen to a group of Japanese girls in maid outfits melt my face off with guitars.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Careful. Our little bald eagles are accompanied by the most powerful eagles ever to grace the skies  

It’s weird seeing a band you’ve followed for years since they were small and playing at bars become famous, lose half its members, and completely sell out.

@TheMagpulPone  
Please, out of biological respect within the Animal Kingdom, put aside that overpropagandad bird and accept the fact that our eagle species are some of the most largest and ferocious birds of prey that has graced this mother earth (probably even rivals the Steller’s sea eagle) and many experts believe that a large adult Philippine eagle will win against a large adult Bald eagle in a hypothetical fight.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Aviation joke is aviation joke. Technically the F-15 Eagle is no longer our most feared or powerful fighter.
 
But in terms of the actual birds, yeah, bigger might be better in a fight, I’m not as knowledgeable on avians as I am on aircraft, but that thing is admittedly fucking huge.

‪Is the fact that Dr. Doofenshmirtz always puts a self-destruct button on his -inators metaphorical of self-destructive behaviors?‬

@Vivace  
No.

@TheMagpulPone  
Oooooohhhh lol, talking ‘bout metal birds all this time I see…
 
Yeah. The F-15’s are pretty much taking toll against the time with these new technologies. Stealth, and unmanned technologies are pretty much where the Air force are focusing lately I think.

New God!
 
Our group was escorting a potion merchant to the big city when attacked by a hill giant and soon after, goblins
 
Goblins arriving on the scene: KILL THE INTRUDERS! DEFILER OF JEFFS (The hill giant) SACRED SPACE!!!
 
Donald the gnome barbarian: waving Jeffs recently severed testicles around his head like a bolo I HAVE REMOVED JEFFS BALLSACK! I AM YOUR NEW GOD!!!
 
DM: Roll intimidation
 
Donald: Nat 20
 
Goblins: fearfully HAIL THE NEW GODS! PRAISE THE SACK SLASHERS!!!

My dog has me pined…

Can I say Twitter is becoming the new MySpace?

@ExtreVile  
What do you mean by that?

What is life?

@ExtreVile  
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I never meant to be so bad to you!

DM: You can tell these puzzles aren’t difficult to figure out. Unless your party is stupid.
 
Wizard OOC: I think he’s trying to tell us something lads.  
— After 10 minutes of trying to figure out a puzzle

‘Silverhawk One fox two’

I’m watching the Kill la Kill dub.

@ILoveMyoozik  
One thing I said that I would never do!

I’m reading a comic about a world with reversed gender norms between the sexes.
 
The most notable nuance so far: Samurai Cafes.
 
Where the guys call you ‘princess’ as you walk in.
 
Oh, and way too young girls can brush up against grown men in places they really shouldn’t.

@PonyPon
 
So Samarui Cafie’s are not a thing here?