Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
Who knew that talking to an old guy about music on the bus would give you energy to do a good job at work?
Twi Clown 
Übermensch in training
@ILoveMyoozik
I’m bored, I need something exiting, like pinching someone or selling cookies, and there’s no way I am going to do the later.
I’m bored, I need something exiting, like pinching someone or selling cookies, and there’s no way I am going to do the later.
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
@ILoveMyoozik
But I’m the arleccino that carries the slapstick to slap others, no the other way around, that’s not how the show works.
But I’m the arleccino that carries the slapstick to slap others, no the other way around, that’s not how the show works.
TheHappySpaceman 
Sweet F.A.
What does an emo, antisocial girl who is closed off to the world wear for summer clothes?
Asking for art purposes. (The character in question usually wears gray hoodies and jeans, but obviously those won’t work in hot temperatures.)
Asking for art purposes. (The character in question usually wears gray hoodies and jeans, but obviously those won’t work in hot temperatures.)
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
@ILoveMyoozik
Oh c’mon, it won’t hurt………very much.
@TheHappySpaceman
Maybe some shorts instead of long pants, but otherwise I don’t know.
Oh c’mon, it won’t hurt………very much.
@TheHappySpaceman
Maybe some shorts instead of long pants, but otherwise I don’t know.
Lord WyrmSpawN 
Lingering Wyvern
Actual conversation between me and a customer:
“Hey, [My Name], where’s your girlfriend?”
“Nowhere.”
“Oh. Do you want one?”
“Not really.”
“Why, am I not pretty enough?”
“It’s not that, i just have enough problems.”
“Hey, [My Name], where’s your girlfriend?”
“Nowhere.”
“Oh. Do you want one?”
“Not really.”
“Why, am I not pretty enough?”
“It’s not that, i just have enough problems.”
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
@Scrabbleman
As i fought back a smirk to myself she was able to say to her friend, through her giggling:
“When he shoots you down, he shoots you down hard.”
As i fought back a smirk to myself she was able to say to her friend, through her giggling:
“When he shoots you down, he shoots you down hard.”
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
@Twi Clown
I think it may be the second one, truth be told. I have reviewed both High School Musical and Rock of Ages, recently watched JonTron’s review of Cool as Ice, and am working on the script for an eventual review of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No idea why Twilight: Eclipse or a post-Signs Shyamalan movie are recommended, though.
I think it may be the second one, truth be told. I have reviewed both High School Musical and Rock of Ages, recently watched JonTron’s review of Cool as Ice, and am working on the script for an eventual review of Bohemian Rhapsody.
No idea why Twilight: Eclipse or a post-Signs Shyamalan movie are recommended, though.
Twi Clown
Übermensch in training
@TheHappySpaceman
Given that youtube kids works as fuck and the copyright witchhunt can be a bitch, is safe to assume youtube probabl finds your suffering amusing. You’d better shed some tears to complace them so they might feel satisfied and will finally stop doing that to you.
Given that youtube kids works as fuck and the copyright witchhunt can be a bitch, is safe to assume youtube probabl finds your suffering amusing. You’d better shed some tears to complace them so they might feel satisfied and will finally stop doing that to you.
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