Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

You nerds still wanna see the new me?

Well tough shit buttholes!  
Selfie time!  
@SquiggyBomb  

@SquiggyBomb  
i’ll post the newmie as well  

@DanielTepesKraus  
LIES!

@SquiggyBomb  
that guy’s nickname is “newmie”. i told no lie.

@DanielTepesKraus  
That guy looks familiar.

@SquiggyBomb  
Swanky.

dunno how many know this show, or have even heard of it, but since this is about stupid shit we don’t normally post, here’s mine, it’s about the IMDB page of Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go. that’s a great name btw.
 
anyway, I watched this show back on jetix, I think I was a teen at about that time and, it wasn’t the best, but it had its appeal and kept on getting better and better and even much better as time went on.  
so I was watching that page out of curiosity and I noticed it had a 5.5/10. A 5.5.. out of 10..
 
I was wondering if people really thought it’s just that bad, I wouldn’t rate it any higher than 7 and maybe 7.8 on my better days, since I watched all of it, but 5.5? anyway, here’s what I found on the average statistics.
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0423746/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
 
this is why you don’t trust ratings systems. they’re fucking shit. the 10/10 ratings are absurd, absolutely absurd, so are the 9/10 few ones, though I’m sure those are some pretty die hard fans, even 8/10 is a bit much imho, but the show going anywhere lower than 5, like say, 28.2% giving it A 1/10.
 
yeah. fuck that. and fuck those 28.2% to death. those are the kinds of spoiled little shits that say, Batman Beyond is a pretty stupid show that deserves MAYBE a 3/10. or maybe also a 1/10, because Not Enough Batman.. or Not Enough Joker.
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147746/ratings?ref_=tt_ov_rt
 
282 - 1/10 (to the 333 on SRMTHFG that also voted 1/10)
 
 

@Solitude  
you mean sidorovich? he still visits from time to time, but just has zero activity outside of the occasional vote and even more rare upload. to this day too he’s the only site member to have unique alt text for his fine art’s badge.

if i could wish for one inherent ability, it would be to never have to sleep.

@DanielTepesKraus  

 
That would be the greatest ability in human history and I too have dreamed of such a power.

@DanielTepesKraus  
ditto.
 
scientists, we need that fucking pill, the one that makes us impervious to sleep and not go crazy from it, so get to it.

@SquiggyBomb  
@toxicitzi  
when you think about it, you’re only 66% as old as your age says you are from wasting an entire third of your life sleeping.
 
failing the sleep power, i’d take the ability to never get tired or fatigued.
 
now if we’re talking outright super powers, it’s a toss-up between these three:  
-t1000-esque liquid powers  
-shooting electricity  
-teleporting

holy fucking hell. i never noticed that on ocarina of time, when you run through the dark link miniboss room, link’s reflection in the water vanishes when you pass the tree. viddy this
 
damn nintendo. it’s little things like that that make me love you. also smash bros.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Teleporting would be awful.  
Unless you can see the point you’re teleporting too, there’s always the chance you’ll end up teleporting where someone/something is.

@Dragonpone  
all superpowers have some manner of nasty side effect that renders them outright useless when you think about them:
 
super strength: better hope the ground is stable enough and you’re able to balance and act as a counterpoint for said heavy object.
 
super speed: better hope your clothes and body can handle the friction, and you can think fast enough to react.
 
invisibility: you’d be blind since your eyes require light to see. if it’s passing completely through you, none of it is reaching your eyes.
 
and so on. i’m operating on the “somehow it works as intended with no such side effects” principal. hey, it’s wishful makebelieve. i could ask for all the powers if i wanted to, right?

@DanielTepesKraus  
Well, you could, but really best power is time manipulation. Nothing you can’t solve with enough time.

@Dragonpone  
you mean immortality?

@toxicitzi  
No, like being able to stop/reverse/speed up time for everyone but you.  
However, immortality might be a good thing to have along with that, lest you die in 4 years real time because you decided to keep rewinding time.

Robotic harlequins are my aesthetic and they don’t get enough play.

@SquiggyBomb  
wut

@AppleJackFrost  
Exactly what I said. I love robots and I completely ADORE harlequins but no one has ever had the mind to COMBINE the two.

@SquiggyBomb  
roboclownlover

@DanielTepesKraus  
I mean the dude with the ’stache.
 
@DanielTepesKraus  
But sleep is nice.