Star Wars General

Jeez, like a month ago I left a comment on a video about the Sequel Trilogy. At the end of the video, the dude gave what was basically his au fanfics version of the sequels. My comment was that I liked his story better than what we got. Someone just awhile ago really wanted to argue with me for some reason. I don’t want to talk about those movies anymore. So I’m trying to ignore them and hope they don’t start spamming me.
Even a comment about the new Lego game turned into a thing. All I said was Finn looked like he had an afro, then someone asked me, “Didn’t he have different hair in episode 9?” I thought it would be clearly interpreted as a joke if I responded “I’ve tried my best to forget that one.” Then there were more responses to that.
I’ll just stick to memes I guess.

@DarkObsidian
Do what?

During his final confrontation with Kylo Ren on Crait, I feel that Luke’s Force Hologram should’ve had the green lightsaber he built for himself instead of the blue lightsaber originally built by Anakin and gifted to him by Obi-wan.

Also, they should’ve used Y-wings instead of those slow-ass bomber craft against the dreadnaught!!!

@Goku Black
Luke chose to appear in a form he knew would most unnerve Kylo, hence why he had Anakin’s saber,

This has been addressed they didn’t have Y wings, most of the galaxy embarked on a massive demilitarization effort following the end of the civil war, they had those bombers so they made do, also if i recall correctly those bombers were only even used after Po stopped obeying orders from Leia to come back and begin the retreat,

@Thanotos Omega
But like Poe clears all the turrets from the Dreadnought because the bombers would have been wiped according to him (which obviously they get wiped out anyway) they’re already set up to start an attack run after he does he’s own run so why did Leia (presumably) even order those bombers set up anyway.
Honestly since Poe is such an incredible pilot that can clear the top of the Dreadnought of its guns he clearly could’ve done the same to the big guns on the bottom and make ship useless.
That whole battle just makes no sense.

Yay memes

Going to roll a character for a Star Wars pen&paper.

Going to be a Squib, since it’ll be the closest to the ratman artificer that I normally play in fantasy RPGs.

@Dex Stewart
Still not as corpulent as Orn Free Taa.

He looks like he should be telling Al Simmons that he’s Hell’s new assassin.

Some potentially good news to some in the know about a certain game “writer”
Star Wars Eclipse might already be dead.

OK, so the conflict between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy for Independent Systems is generally referred to as the “Clone Wars,” and the conflict between the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire is known as the “Galactic Civil War.” What are we going to call the conflict between the First Order and the Resistance?

@Goku Black
The Big Fighty-Fight Wars.

The Quest for More Money.

Ended up being “Diminishing Returns.”

@Darth Prime
Kek!

@icicle wicicle 1517
I love that many now just accept that the Inquisitor-style lightsabers exist and don’t make a fuss about them anymore.

Spinning sabers are cool and perfect acceptable.

But I will never accept that spinning loops of plasma can generate lift.

@Zincy
I went with the explanation that it’s repulsor tech within the hilt, but yeah, it’s either infuriating or hilarious. Good thing it was only used once ever, not that I’d mind its continued used.

@Vivace
It oppearates on cartoon logic

If something spins really fast, it can be used as a propeller :P