Pokemon General [SFW, No NSFW]

@Random-Rambling  
And it’s a real pity we have to beat her down.

@WyrmSpawN  
She’s a bit of a bitch, so she wouldn’t have qualified anyway.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
 
It’s not gay; if their pokeballs aren’t touching.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
 
appropriate music

https://twitter.com/PMDShitpost/status/1317121962800537600
 
“Really weird how literally every Pokémon design out there, old and current, can be made 200% more appealing just by adding a scarf”
 
Scarves are the best

@Sparx  

 
You find a stray Vulpix. She’s injured, missing an eye. You take her home and clean her up.
 

 
There! Doesn’t she look snazzy!

@Random-Rambling  
What a trooper.

@Random-Rambling
 
Give her a scarf wearing buddy and she’ll be all set to save the world from impending doom!

@Random-Rambling  
Donate my eye

Pokémon trainers are technically athletes in-universe.

@Scrabbleman
 
There are also actual football players, runner’s and swimmer’s that put in the effort without their pokemon’s help, in R/S/E and I think ORAS had trainer’s called Tri-athletes
 
 
To be honest, just about anyone who owns a pokemon, with a pokeball is refereed to as a trainer, even when they admit they only own pokemon as a means of protection, or just for companionship, so I’m not sure if you could rightfully call them athletes in the world of pokemon when real ones exist

 
???-INKPOSTOR [Ink-Impostor]  
-Dark/Water  
-The Black Diver Pokemon  
-Ability: Ink Cloud*/Liquid Ooze(HA)  
Dex: “It approaches unsuspecting divers who often mistake it for a member of their teams, and by the time they realize it is a wild INKPOSTOR it is too late to escape. It release a cloud of pitch black ink that paralyzes its prey, while keeping them conscious at all time, many divers have fallen victims of this ink, as they sink to the bottom, unable to move, only a few have lived to tell the tale”.
 
–>Evolves at lvl. 45<–
 
???-CARPREDATOR [Carpet-Predator]  
-Dark/Water  
-The Black Carpet Pokemon  
-Ability: Ink Cloud/Liquid Ooze(HA)  
-Dex: “It glides across the bottom of the sea, leaving a dark trail of paralyzing ink wherever it goes, eating anything unlucky enough to touch the toxic cloud. It is known to eat pokemon as big as GLOTONINA or CRUDORCA and it is known to fight with BLANKRAKEN over on of this large preys.”  
-Moveset:  
-Sig. Move: Inkannon “The user sprays a stream of dark ink at the foe and all its team. This has a 50% chance of lowering the target’s accuracy. The ink will nullify any active terrain”
 
*Pokemon is surrounded by a dark cloud of ink, contact with this pokemon halves the next move’s accuracy in half

@WyrmSpawN
 
That is sick

 
 

@Shepherd  
I’ve always found it weird how Pokemon cards had moves that the Pokemon themselves don’t even have :/
 
Like hell blizzard burn sounds like a hella cool move

I know it’s a topic that’s dead in the ground by now and everyone is sick of it, but I just cannot get over that Sw/Sh cut the dex in half and then is spoonfeeding it back in slowly with DLC and there’s people treating this like some wonderful amazing thing when this never had to be done before.
 
All that tells me is that this is the new normal and that’s just how it will be from now on, and I’ll be forever chided for disliking it and feeling betrayed by it because expressing negativity about something you like just makes people label you as a hater and not worthy of the time of day.

@LightningBolt  
I don’t really know anyone who was happy about. I know a lot that were cheering for that one game to be the “pokemon killer” and not no one remembers or even talks about it.

@Cyborg_pony  
Temtem?
 
Yeah, that’s still chugging along.

@LightningBolt  
You get branded a shill or a fake fan for liking the games too. So Pokemon fans deserve each other honestly. Let them fight.