Pokemon General [SFW, No NSFW]

Based on personal experience and geographical location, what would your first pokemon probably be?

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Headcannon, Huey and Pig are the way that they are because they grew up around Ash. He didn’t even have to be involved, he just had to be there. He gave them his bad luck and his bizzare ability to get out of most things unscathed. Thankfully he didn’t give them the super strength, or life would be much harder for Mewtwo and Newtwo.

Pig just casually drinking what I assume is the samw coffee that we all know gave Huey the scrung face.

all the cream and sugar won’t make him like coffee

If huey had nightmares, would pig comfort him?

“comfort”

Huey, Mega Evolved for the first time: Mama help! It hurts!!
Newtwo: I’m sorry Huey…
[Newt proceeds to dropkick her child]

not nearly as dramatic as @mewtwoandme

mewtwoandme: Pffft well it may not be as dramatic but I’m pretty sure this was a better outcome by far XD

Uncletwo Version.
Huey:UNCLE- IT HURTS-
Mewtwo:[Casually Gut Punches him]