[NSFW] Monster Musume thread

The★Rickmeister
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Economist -

Crystallos Forgemaster
After browsing an MG thread on /jp/ following a link, and dropping the top line into a translator, it looks like we might be getting a new profile for the MGE in the next week/month.
“クリスマスと同時に新種族を出したかったのですが、
間に合わなかったので、少し遅れて後日に出します!”
“I wanted to put out a new species at the same time as Christmas,
As it did not fit in time, I will put out a little late after a while!”
Lord WyrmSpawN
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Broken Ball of 💽TM21
Not mine, but a funny /mon/ Christmas story:
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the night,
All the monsters were hunting, including the wights;
A KFC trap laid with skill and great care
In hopes that the hellhounds would get stopped right there
The shotas were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of wizardhood danced in their heads.
And me in my kerchief along with my cap
Had just settled my brain for a long winter’s nap
When inside the house I heard the door lock go ‘click’
And heard something sneak inside quiet and quick
My dresser was pressed to the door in a flash
That monster’s not getting a piece of this ass
With the moon through the glass of my house’s windows
Gives form to the beast that wants me for her own
A tall thick echidna before my eyes appears
And she hears me breathing with a twitch of her ears
With a click of her tongue so long and so clever
She says she won’t leave here, not now, and not ever
More rapid than sweat pouring down from my brow
She also said this to wear my will down
“Tell me anon, just how good it would be”
“To finish inside me and give us babies”
I yell through the door with all of my might
“You’re not getting in, you won’t ruin my life!”
She then tells me a plan that makes me forlorn
“I have your computer, I’ll delete all your porn”
Now this is a thing that I will not stand
I need to remove her but I have no plan
Into my front room I hear her slither
This isn’t a time to sit back and dither
I leave my bedroom without any doubts
To tell this echidna to get the fuck out
I tear ass downstairs and I reach the landing
She has my laptop, and she isn’t bluffing
I jump for my porn stash filled with despair
But I forgot that snakes always have tails
With one half of it she pins me real quick
The other part locks the front door with a ‘click’
A lewd smile forms as she bites her lips
And off all my clothes go in pieces and bits
I look in her face and curse in disgust
“You think that I’ll just give into your lust?”
This petulant intruder says to me bluntly
“Tell that to your dick, ‘cause he wants inside me”
Betraying my trust and all my aggression.
Is my cock in the air with a giant erection
I tried to resist but she didn’t hold back
The single me ends with a wet [MEATY WHACK]
After busting my nut deep inside her womb
I need to ask how she got in this room
“Getting in here was incredibly easy”
“Your real estate agent just gave me a key”
I’ll curse that damn agent all day and all night
If these snake coils stop holding me tight
Sleep comes very quick, fuck am I aching
I’ll sort this out come Christmas morning
Lord WyrmSpawN
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Broken Ball of 💽TM21
>Show about three young monsters trying to make quick cash to afford their preferred candy confection in their neighborhood with various get rich quick schemes.
>Edith (or Edie) is a danuki and the ringleader of the trio, coming up with ideas for scams and serving as the general pitch girl to get the other kids to consider their dodgy enterprises.
>Edda the gremlin is the brains of the trio and responsible for building most of the practical parts of the scam, which often come in the form of impressive mechanical contraptions designed to help facilitate the day’s hustle, when she’s not having her day dictated to her through her parent’s exhaustive sticky notes
>Lastly, Edna the Wurm is the muscle of the group (and also the heart) responsible for most of the heavy lifting, despite her odd mannerisms and byzantine interests which consist of b-movies (horror and kaiju flicks), oddly specific foodstuffs (buttered toast and gravy chief among them), and sponge collecting, she is utterly loyal to her friends, the only thing giving her pause being the threat of her Redcap adopted sister telling mom.
>While running their schemes, the main antagonists are three brothers, sons of a former paladin now living in a slum who, not understanding any other way of communicating their infatuation with our main trio, express their love by ruining all the girl’s plans and generally being an aggressive nuisance in the girl’s lives.
>Other supporting characters are a hellhound biker (on an actual bike), a “son of a shepherd” (so a weresheep) who comes from a foreign land and has many odd customs and mannerisms, an odd boy, the son of a living doll, who carries a non-living one around to talk to, as due to his parentage he assumes all dolls have sapience, and the wimpish friend of Edna’s little sister.
>Ends up running for eight and 1/4 seasons, ending with a movie.
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