[NSFW] Monster Musume thread

“10 ways to prove to the judge you are actually over 1000 years old”

I love it.

@Random-Rambling
“But is 1000 above the age of consent for your species?”

Based on true events.

@The★Rickmeister
Cute!

This

Oopsie.

That’s actually hilarious!

Fun fact: the crocodile’s famous crushing bite strength only goes one way. The muscles that open its jaws are weak enough that the average person could hold a croc’s mouth shut with one hand.

@Random-Rambling
You can even go lobster style and use a rubberband.

Link?