Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

“The arsehole chooses the eater okay?!”

I was not expecting to come across this this morning:

Those conservative women have huge butts.

@Background Pony #1797
What about boobs? :D

@KennyC
Never really looked at them.

My cock is fried!

Mycockisfried!

My
Cock
Is
Fried!

I wish I could meet a woman who I could talk to and explain my kinks and fetishes with

What’s pre-cum?

The older I get I start to prefer non sexual and casual nudity. It also helps by being against body shaming as real beauty is on the inside!

@ShadowBolt Platinum
Now we’re talking

I, too, like casual nudity.

I just had a hip x-ray, that nurse couldn’t stop touching my butt.

I don’t hate muscular women, but I prefer thick women. I mean as in chubby women, plump women, big butts, and thick thighs. Thick thighs go well with thigh highs as well.

If a guy finished before a gal, should he finger her to make sure she’s satisfied? And if a gal finishes before a guy, does she give him a handy for the same reason?

Girl: Do you want a blowjob?

Me: I’m on disability!

So I found something interesting today…

An Indonesian porn star checking the comments of her TikTok, one of them requesting her to do a hijab porn.

Then what happened?

She turned down the offer, saying that people like her didn’t deserve to use hijab, as hijabs were religious symbols.

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
I think it was our favorite hijab enjoyer or a professor I had in college that said that hijab are their version of earrings.

Average Steam user library:

I feel bad for people who suffers from postcoital dysphoria.

I feel bad for people who suffer.

Standing off the throne eager for glory, the warm air wafting with spicy musk, rancid sweat down muscular buttocks as the rivers flow, Italian marble stained with entrails of steak and buttered shrimp.

Let’s get naked!

@Shyette
No, let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.