Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Shyette
reluctantly claps

@Shyette
Clapping those beans

@Shyette
(sheepishly claps hands)

@Shyette
I shake my tail

@Shyette
@TheHappySpaceman
@AwkwardLuna
@Goku Black
@Background Pony #7A48
@The Cyborg Stallion

I always knew she was a virgin.

“It’s pronounced ant, not aunt. Would you step on your aunt?”
“If she asks me to.”

I’m bisexual with preference for males. My oc is gay though.

@Target Strike
That doesn’t sound very NSFW to be honest. We have a few OC threads if that might be what you’re looking for.

I had my first sexual experience back in 2021. It was really good if I am being honest. Since then though, I didn’t had another, but I’d like to do it again.

Is it gay to fuck your sister since you both came from the same dick?

@Meanlucario
No. But does it count as masturbation in this context?

@AwkwardLuna
I was making fun of the comments under this image:

Ironically, Sega means Handjob in Italian slang.

The more I hear people refer to attractive people as “mommy” or “daddy,” the more I think Freud was onto something.

I haven’t masturbated in over 3 weeks
Idk, I just don’t feel the urge
Probably healthy to whether or not I feel the need to.. hmm…

I think my thyroid levels are kinda high, maybe that’s why
Lol, imagine if it is.. that’s so silly

Wanna not feel horny? Just take thyroid hormone >.>

No but really, for a while now I have felt kinda warm and just recently I was like “hmm, my heart is beating kinda fast” so I cut the levothyroxine sodium down from 50mcg to 25mcg

Guess we’ll see..

God damn, why does the vast majority of Toph porn suck.

I just spent like 10 minutes looking through her tag on Rule34. Every picture always gives her these bimbo proportions, either that or it’s gross shit of her as a kid. Why can’t we just have an adult version of her with reasonably sized tits and ass?

This bag of chicharrones smells like a vagina.

@Background Pony #052D
at this point either take the cunnypill or the bimbopill

So like… for real. Where and how do people find dates these days?