Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

It’s weird being in the same room as two sisters that I’ve slept with. I’ve dated both over the years, and slept with both often. Not at the same time mind you.

And yes they both know and it’s not a point of contention. Just a weird one for me.

It’s weird you happen to enjoy elf babes.

@Badheart
Doesn’t sound so weird to me.

@Badheart
That’s not very elf-like.

(Just discovered I can write my own form of erotica while depressed, it certainly turned my frown upside down!)

American dad gave me a new fetish: time paradox foursomes.

It’s probably weird for them too also eventual threesome?

Gods I’d love a threesome with them. They both have DDs and super wide hips.

@Hali the Emoji girl
…Dare I ask for context?

This episode of American dad.

You can ask them if they be okay with it; never hurts to ask.

Elf her? I barely know her!

Therapist: So, you like breasts then?
Me: (shrugs) Yeah well, who doesn’t like boobs?
Therapist: You got me there.

@Pinto Bean
Tons of people don’t.

@pixel
Somewhat relevant, but does anyone else find it hot when women wear boxers or shorts as underwear?

@TheHappySpaceman
A woman is beautiful to me regardless of what she wears (or doesn’t wear)

But the concept is intriguing, social norms are so antiquated & any way to mix things up in the relationship is A-ok in my book. ^^

@TheHappySpaceman
Does having her wear the pants in the relationship count?

@LightningBolt
Tons of people who were never breastfed as infants, sadly.

BIG, SWEATY. TITS!

With you once over the Oktoberfest. Or any Oktoberfest. We would both certainly have a lot of fun. ;-D

@DarkObsidian
I’m in 👊😎

I kinda do, but then again, I find casual and comfortable clothing to be more attractive than tight, formal clothing any day of the week (my one exception being the “office lady” style)

@Neopolitan
It was literally an impulse for easy money, amateur porn producers go around college campuses looking for talent to steadily crank out low-budget videos.

And by low-budget I really mean low budget, it was literally one guy with a camera, me and the girl in a motel room and he told us to just do whatever for at least fifteen minutes. So really aside from that guy filming it felt more like a hookup than anything else.