Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over, From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science” So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say “you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

Attention, rule 34 artists:

You don’t have to make small-breasted girls chestier in your art. Diversity is a beautiful thing and we should celebrate the fact that boobs come in a variety of sizes. Not every girl has to have triple D honkers, especially ones that are smaller in canon.

Love,
Some guy on the Internet

@UmbraPone1
I was expecting this.