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Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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@Zincy  
Personally, not being social enough nor knowing where to start (though my religious beliefs do play a part). I also blame the autism for the social part.
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@GenericArchangel
 
I’d suggest trying to make time, if possible. Starving yourself of intimacy for the sake of productivity is rarely a good tradeoff.
 
As for family, I suppose if you’re still living under your parents roof you’d do well to tip toe a bit, but if you’re out on your own, fuck em.
 
Life is too short to chain yourself to people who want to control you. Live your own life, all its ups and downs.
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@Zincy  
Same roof, hence the problem. And honestly, if I didn’t have that problem, I do suspect the time would find itself, if that makes any sense. Sure I work a shitty schedule with shifts right in the evening when people do things, but I think that’s not my real issue.
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@GenericArchangel
 
I fucked a lot of coworkers in the parking lot of a few of my old jobs.
 
 
Love finds a way, as it were.
 
I honestly think more people should have casual sex. I feel a lot of problems in life would go away if more people just had sex to build bonds and relieve tension. Wed also all be way more relaxed and way less pent up.
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@Zincy  
I’d appreciate this solution more if all  
my coworkers weren’t already in monogamous relationships. I 100% agree with you, and if I lived even vaguely close to some of the folks I know online I wouldn’t be starved of intimacy, that’s for sure.
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@Dex Stewart
 
That’s sound advice at all times.
 
 
Don’t put it in your wallet though, unless you have a rigid plastic protector. They will likely be damaged in your wallet without that.
 
And if you keep them in your car, keep them out of the heat and throw them away after about a month and get new ones.
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@GenericArchangel
 
If I werent literally on the other end of the continent I’d offer my, services, in either finding you some action or, providing some.
 
But Cali eh? I’m not overly familiar with the tail scene out that way. But 90 min ain’t too bad. I used to date a girl two hours away from me back when I lived in a town called Radford.
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@Zincy  
Heh, if I return to Virginia I’d happily partake in some action. But either way, it’s hard to do much with the current family situation, so I’ll just stick to flirty bullshit on Discord.
Zincy
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@GenericArchangel
 
You used to be/live out this way eh? Where at? I grew up in the boondocks of the boondocks, about as far from civilization as you can get before they’re still fighting the civil war.
 
I too, also enjoy flirty bullshit, if you’re interested. Gods know I could use it myself, went through a rough relationship as I’ve said.
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@MethidMan
Is this a common occurrence in your heritage?
 
::sigh:: Yes…this really is how people in my culture find spouses… I hate it and yet everybody else treats it like it’s the best thing that happens in their lives…
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Real talk for a second, what’s stopping ya’ll? Religion? Social anxiety?
 
In my case, living with my parents, social anxiety and lack of confidence. That and being 38 and most women around that age already being in monogamous relationships while younger women don’t seem too keen on being in relationships with older men…
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